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Tue Jun 19, 2012, 10:49 AM

Toonsday is sorely diminished without a CAPTION!!!! Please come do Mitt-ster ("Threads") Romney!!!!



Mitt ("I don't care if it's costly as hell") Romney is saying: "I get a bad rap about that, Bob. It's really my wife who is passionate about clothing and accessories, not me. . . . I'm more simple and laid back, . . . as you see me today. . . . I doubt if all the clothes I have on at this very moment are worth over three figures. . . . How many people can say that?"

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Reply Toonsday is sorely diminished without a CAPTION!!!! Please come do Mitt-ster ("Threads") Romney!!!! (Original post)
skip fox Jun 2012 OP
Turbineguy Jun 2012 #1
gkhouston Jun 2012 #2
eppur_se_muova Jun 2012 #3
skip fox Jun 2012 #5
Johonny Jun 2012 #4
siligut Jun 2012 #6
HopeHoops Jun 2012 #7
skip fox Jun 2012 #8

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 10:56 AM

1. "They should change

the name of this program to "Fuck the Nation"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:05 AM

2. "Why yes, I do represent ordinary Americans.

That's why I chose to to this interview at this humble donut farm... you mean there aren't chocolate donuts in that silo?"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:21 AM

3. Hey, my clothes don't break two figures ...

and I think everybody Bain laid off can say that.

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Response to eppur_se_muova (Reply #3)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:35 AM

5. Yes, that's the sweet spot of the joke.

(CAPTIONs are creative at DU.)

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:33 AM

4. Romney visits the derivative farm

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:44 AM

6. "Something smells, when is cleaning day around here?"

That's Romney's expression when he is thinking that he will be glad when he is president and he won't have to placate the little people anymore.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:50 AM

7. "Someone said the thing behind me is called a 'farm'. They grow caviar or something there."

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 12:33 PM

8. " . . . and some people say I'm dull and 'out of it,' whatever 'it' is. But that's not true either,

Bob. . . . Why did you know I know all the lyrics of all the Monkey's songs? . . . Even the alternative versions!"

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