Tue Jun 19, 2012, 10:49 AM
skip fox (11,925 posts)
Toonsday is sorely diminished without a CAPTION!!!! Please come do Mitt-ster ("Threads") Romney!!!!Last edited Tue Jun 19, 2012, 10:52 AM USA/ET - Edit history (3)
Mitt ("I don't care if it's costly as hell") Romney is saying: "I get a bad rap about that, Bob. It's really my wife who is passionate about clothing and accessories, not me. . . . I'm more simple and laid back, . . . as you see me today. . . . I doubt if all the clothes I have on at this very moment are worth over three figures. . . . How many people can say that?"
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8 replies, 749 views
| Author | Time | Post | |
| skip fox | Jun 2012 | OP | |
| Turbineguy | Jun 2012 | #1 | |
| gkhouston | Jun 2012 | #2 | |
| eppur_se_muova | Jun 2012 | #3 | |
| skip fox | Jun 2012 | #5 | |
| Johonny | Jun 2012 | #4 | |
| siligut | Jun 2012 | #6 | |
| HopeHoops | Jun 2012 | #7 | |
| skip fox | Jun 2012 | #8 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 10:56 AM
Turbineguy (16,528 posts)
1. "They should change
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the name of this program to "Fuck the Nation"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:05 AM
gkhouston (21,642 posts)
2. "Why yes, I do represent ordinary Americans.
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That's why I chose to to this interview at this humble donut farm... you mean there aren't chocolate donuts in that silo?"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:21 AM
eppur_se_muova (20,756 posts)
3. Hey, my clothes don't break two figures ...
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and I think everybody Bain laid off can say that.
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Response to eppur_se_muova (Reply #3)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:35 AM
skip fox (11,925 posts)
5. Yes, that's the sweet spot of the joke.
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(CAPTIONs are creative at DU.)
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:33 AM
Johonny (11,068 posts)
4. Romney visits the derivative farm
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:44 AM
siligut (11,015 posts)
6. "Something smells, when is cleaning day around here?"
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That's Romney's expression when he is thinking that he will be glad when he is president and he won't have to placate the little people anymore.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:50 AM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
7. "Someone said the thing behind me is called a 'farm'. They grow caviar or something there."
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 12:33 PM
skip fox (11,925 posts)
8. " . . . and some people say I'm dull and 'out of it,' whatever 'it' is. But that's not true either,
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Bob. . . . Why did you know I know all the lyrics of all the Monkey's songs? . . . Even the alternative versions!"
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