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Mira

(22,378 posts)
Wed Oct 26, 2016, 11:48 AM Oct 2016

Nation Unsure It Can Tolerate Thirteen More Days of Rudy Giuliani- reveals Andy Borowitz





NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—With thirteen days until his scheduled return to oblivion, many Americans are unsure if they can tolerate that much additional exposure to Rudy Giuliani, a leading psychologist said on Wednesday.

As millions of Americans actively count down the days until Giuliani disappears forever, thirteen more days of him “seems like a lifetime,” Davis Logsdon, a psychologist who has been studying the Giuliani ordeal, said.

“Americans’ traumatic experience of Rudy Giuliani in 2016 has gone through several phases,” Logsdon said. “First, they struggled to remember who he was. Then, once they remembered, they recoiled in horror. Finally, they began actively wishing he would go away forever. That is the phase many people find themselves in today.”

Even as they long for the day when Giuliani resumes his rightful place in obscurity, many Americans are experiencing feelings of anger and disbelief that he was permitted to crawl back into their consciousness to begin with, Logsdon said.

“Of the many inexcusable things that cable news has done this election, repeatedly subjecting Americans to Rudy Giuliani is at the top of the list,” he said. “The human cost has been enormous.”



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Nation Unsure It Can Tolerate Thirteen More Days of Rudy Giuliani- reveals Andy Borowitz (Original Post) Mira Oct 2016 OP
X-post. Rudy got his a$$ handed to him this morning on CNN underpants Oct 2016 #1
Please don't let that guy be Attorney General for 4 years. n/t PoliticAverse Oct 2016 #2
He reminds me more and more of this guy: The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2016 #3
will he really, really go away when Trump loses? rurallib Oct 2016 #5
Where's The Satire? Dept. HughBeaumont Oct 2016 #4
13 days is way too long. Liberalynn Oct 2016 #6
K & R. n/t FSogol Oct 2016 #7
Halloween is coming early Blue Owl Oct 2016 #8

HughBeaumont

(24,461 posts)
4. Where's The Satire? Dept.
Wed Oct 26, 2016, 12:15 PM
Oct 2016

Here's a challenge: Find a recent photo of Rudy where he doesn't look like he's yelling "I NEED MORE COCAINE SEPT 11!!"

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