Manhunt nets 6-year old! Please come CAPTION America's Sheriff, Joe ("I'd arrest my mother") Arpaio!

[skip fox]

Joe ("I cannot tell you how much contempt I have for life" ) Arpaio is saying, "She was only six but you could see the criminal pathology stamped on her Salvadorian features. . . . Listen, we've been dealing with scum like this since Miles Standish first scouted the area around Plymouth Colony. . . Damned interlopers!"

[skip fox]

1. "And to those on a notorious liberal hate site who say they will dance on my grave, I say this:

I've already got my spot picked out and it will be covered by snipers from three directions and surrounded by high explosive mines. . . . I plan to rest in peace my way!"

[jwirr]

2. Joe are you following in the footsteps of the naughty priests?

[skip fox]

3. Here's the story in DU the OP was based on:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014146384

[skip fox]

4. "That's right, she was only six-years old, but the handcuffs were necessary

since she was crying wildly. . . . The pepper-spray may have been excessive, but I'll not second guess my officers. . . . Next."

[HopeHoops]

5. "Obviously I had to strip search her."

[skip fox]

6. "She's being processed as we speak. . . . The women at the detention center will make

her think twice about coming here again!"

[Motown_Johnny]

7. "If They're Brown, I Take 'Em Down!! One or One Hundred and One, I Don't Care!"

[skip fox]

8. "When she saw the SWAT team she wet herself. . . . I'll tell ya,

it was sweet enough to make you believe in Santa Claus once again."