Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:01 PM
trumad (34,560 posts)
WooooHooooo---I just inherited $20,500,000.00. I'm giving half to DU.
I just got the email.
Wallace, Charmaine CWallace@phoenixhouse.org 11:14 AM (2 hours ago) to undisclosed recipients Late Mr. Christopher Friedrich bequeathed US$20,500,000.00 USD, to you in his WILL. More info,contact your attorney(Browne Jacobson Esq.)via email b.ja@northernrave.co.uk<mailto:b.ja@northernrave.co.uk> or bja@lawyer.com<mailto:bja@lawyer.com>
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24 replies, 2486 views
| Author | Time | Post | |
| trumad | Jun 2012 | OP | |
| spanone | Jun 2012 | #1 | |
| trumad | Jun 2012 | #6 | |
| ProdigalJunkMail | Jun 2012 | #2 | |
| randome | Jun 2012 | #3 | |
| trumad | Jun 2012 | #8 | |
| randome | Jun 2012 | #10 | |
| trumad | Jun 2012 | #12 | |
| RebelOne | Jun 2012 | #4 | |
| Siwsan | Jun 2012 | #5 | |
| CakeGrrl | Jun 2012 | #7 | |
| lame54 | Jun 2012 | #9 | |
| trumad | Jun 2012 | #13 | |
| steve2470 | Jun 2012 | #11 | |
| slackmaster | Jun 2012 | #14 | |
| Bozita | Jun 2012 | #15 | |
| taterguy | Jun 2012 | #16 | |
| Ikonoklast | Jun 2012 | #17 | |
| taterguy | Jun 2012 | #20 | |
| rateyes | Jun 2012 | #18 | |
| Nye Bevan | Jun 2012 | #19 | |
| Liberal_in_LA | Jun 2012 | #21 | |
| magical thyme | Jun 2012 | #22 | |
| patricia92243 | Jun 2012 | #23 | |
| MADem | Jun 2012 | #24 |
Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:01 PM
spanone (72,275 posts)
1. congrats, could i borrow a mil...?
Response to spanone (Reply #1)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:06 PM
trumad (34,560 posts)
6. Sure---- heck---I'll give you two.
Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:02 PM
ProdigalJunkMail (10,141 posts)
2. that's nothing...
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i get so many inheritances i just don't even bother with them any more. but of all the ones i have ever collected via the email method of notification, i have given 100% to DU.
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:03 PM
randome (13,976 posts)
3. But...but...one of my daughters needs a big toe transplant.
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Can't you donate just a little for a good cause?
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Response to randome (Reply #3)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:07 PM
trumad (34,560 posts)
8. No Prob...she can have 3 toes.
Response to trumad (Reply #8)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:08 PM
randome (13,976 posts)
10. What? You have a few spares lying around?
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Not sure I want you to answer that.
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Response to randome (Reply #10)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:09 PM
trumad (34,560 posts)
12. Nope---I'm buying them for you from the toe store.
Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:05 PM
RebelOne (26,998 posts)
4. Undisclosed recipients means that this e-mail
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went out to lots more people who also inherited this windfall.
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:06 PM
Siwsan (1,841 posts)
5. Damn, complete strangers NEVER leave me a fortune in their will
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I could use a few extra bucks. My cats absolutely refuse to hunt for their own food, so guess who has to buy it, for them. Lazy cats.
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:07 PM
CakeGrrl (9,189 posts)
7. All you have to do is send a small processing fee to a Nigerian bank account to collect!
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:08 PM
lame54 (13,445 posts)
9. So, I guess you are voting for Romney
Response to lame54 (Reply #9)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:10 PM
trumad (34,560 posts)
13. Damn---you're right---I'm in the one percent.
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Skinner---PPR me!
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:09 PM
steve2470 (15,068 posts)
11. Only half ?
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I keed, I keed
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:10 PM
slackmaster (60,567 posts)
14. People who earn that much should pay a 99% marginal tax rate
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You shouldn't be allowed to get more than $200K.
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:11 PM
Bozita (26,949 posts)
15. Now you can buy a few dressage horses!
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Last edited Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:24 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) Strictly for tax purposes, ya know.
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:15 PM
taterguy (27,641 posts)
16. Is the other half to buy drinks for the Sports Forum?
Response to taterguy (Reply #16)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:22 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
17. Ah, c'mon now!
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There isn't enough money in all of Mitt's offshore bank accounts to cover the bar tab for that lot, let alone a few million.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #17)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 03:09 PM
taterguy (27,641 posts)
20. At least 70 drinks per post
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And I know of at least two Sports Forumites that don't drink at all.
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:51 PM
rateyes (16,148 posts)
18. Hold on, bub. Mr. Friedrich was my long lost biological father. I am going to sue
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his estate for my fair share. You won't get a thin dime by the time my attorneys are through with you.
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:54 PM
Nye Bevan (11,272 posts)
19. At least the email address is not hotmail or yahoo.
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I give them a couple of points for that.
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 03:13 PM
Liberal_in_LA (28,972 posts)
21. this thread made me laugh out loud!
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 03:18 PM
magical thyme (4,254 posts)
22. hey, trumad, oh pal, oh buddy
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can you spare a couple hundred thou? I need to fix up my antique pretty desperately, and my car broke 215,000 miles not too long ago. Also, my shelter dog has dysplasia and is going to be needing a new pair of hips one of these days...
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Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 04:01 PM
patricia92243 (7,567 posts)
23. lol- don't spend it all in one place. :) n/t
Response to trumad (Original post)
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 04:01 PM
MADem (87,224 posts)

