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Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:01 PM

WooooHooooo---I just inherited $20,500,000.00. I'm giving half to DU.

I just got the email.

Wallace, Charmaine CWallace@phoenixhouse.org

11:14 AM (2 hours ago)

to undisclosed recipients
Late Mr. Christopher Friedrich bequeathed US$20,500,000.00 USD, to you in his WILL. More info,contact your attorney(Browne Jacobson Esq.)via email b.ja@northernrave.co.uk<mailto:b.ja@northernrave.co.uk> or bja@lawyer.com<mailto:bja@lawyer.com>

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Reply WooooHooooo---I just inherited $20,500,000.00. I'm giving half to DU. (Original post)
trumad Jun 2012 OP
spanone Jun 2012 #1
trumad Jun 2012 #6
ProdigalJunkMail Jun 2012 #2
randome Jun 2012 #3
trumad Jun 2012 #8
randome Jun 2012 #10
trumad Jun 2012 #12
RebelOne Jun 2012 #4
Siwsan Jun 2012 #5
CakeGrrl Jun 2012 #7
lame54 Jun 2012 #9
trumad Jun 2012 #13
steve2470 Jun 2012 #11
slackmaster Jun 2012 #14
Bozita Jun 2012 #15
taterguy Jun 2012 #16
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #17
taterguy Jun 2012 #20
rateyes Jun 2012 #18
Nye Bevan Jun 2012 #19
Liberal_in_LA Jun 2012 #21
magical thyme Jun 2012 #22
patricia92243 Jun 2012 #23
MADem Jun 2012 #24

Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:01 PM

1. congrats, could i borrow a mil...?

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Response to spanone (Reply #1)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:06 PM

6. Sure---- heck---I'll give you two.

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:02 PM

2. that's nothing...

i get so many inheritances i just don't even bother with them any more. but of all the ones i have ever collected via the email method of notification, i have given 100% to DU.

sP

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:03 PM

3. But...but...one of my daughters needs a big toe transplant.

Can't you donate just a little for a good cause?

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Response to randome (Reply #3)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:07 PM

8. No Prob...she can have 3 toes.

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Response to trumad (Reply #8)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:08 PM

10. What? You have a few spares lying around?

Not sure I want you to answer that.

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Response to randome (Reply #10)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:09 PM

12. Nope---I'm buying them for you from the toe store.

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:05 PM

4. Undisclosed recipients means that this e-mail

went out to lots more people who also inherited this windfall.

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:06 PM

5. Damn, complete strangers NEVER leave me a fortune in their will

I could use a few extra bucks. My cats absolutely refuse to hunt for their own food, so guess who has to buy it, for them. Lazy cats.

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:07 PM

7. All you have to do is send a small processing fee to a Nigerian bank account to collect!

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:08 PM

9. So, I guess you are voting for Romney

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Response to lame54 (Reply #9)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:10 PM

13. Damn---you're right---I'm in the one percent.

Skinner---PPR me!

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:09 PM

11. Only half ?

I keed, I keed

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:10 PM

14. People who earn that much should pay a 99% marginal tax rate

 

You shouldn't be allowed to get more than $200K.

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:11 PM

15. Now you can buy a few dressage horses!

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Strictly for tax purposes, ya know.

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:15 PM

16. Is the other half to buy drinks for the Sports Forum?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #16)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:22 PM

17. Ah, c'mon now!

There isn't enough money in all of Mitt's offshore bank accounts to cover the bar tab for that lot, let alone a few million.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #17)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 03:09 PM

20. At least 70 drinks per post

And I know of at least two Sports Forumites that don't drink at all.

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:51 PM

18. Hold on, bub. Mr. Friedrich was my long lost biological father. I am going to sue

his estate for my fair share. You won't get a thin dime by the time my attorneys are through with you.

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 02:54 PM

19. At least the email address is not hotmail or yahoo.

I give them a couple of points for that.

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 03:13 PM

21. this thread made me laugh out loud!

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 03:18 PM

22. hey, trumad, oh pal, oh buddy

can you spare a couple hundred thou? I need to fix up my antique pretty desperately, and my car broke 215,000 miles not too long ago. Also, my shelter dog has dysplasia and is going to be needing a new pair of hips one of these days...

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 04:01 PM

23. lol- don't spend it all in one place. :) n/t

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Response to trumad (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 04:01 PM

24. Jeez, if that works out for ya, you'd never have to worry about a pizza party! nt

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