HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » General Discussion (Forum) » Boy this is one screwed u...

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:22 AM

Boy this is one screwed up Father's Day so far...

So I was out early, driving to get some bagels and lox for breakfast, and this state trooper pulled me over. Good looking but weird guy flashes his badge, told me that I'd been speeding, erased the hard drive on my GPS, then he held me down and cut my hair, THEN he tied me to the top of his patrol car and drove me 400 miles and dropped me off in Buffalo, New York. He told me that this is a better place to be because the trees are all the right height. Now what am I supposed to do? I had offered him a doughnut but he didn't know what I was talking about. He told me he fixed the Olympics so I should get myself out of this jam myself. WTF does all this mean?

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL!!!

31 replies, 6755 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 31 replies Author Time Post
Reply Boy this is one screwed up Father's Day so far... (Original post)
PCIntern Jun 2012 OP
irisblue Jun 2012 #1
BeyondGeography Jun 2012 #2
w8liftinglady Jun 2012 #30
Tennessee Gal Jun 2012 #3
PCIntern Jun 2012 #4
Tennessee Gal Jun 2012 #6
PCIntern Jun 2012 #9
treestar Jun 2012 #5
PCIntern Jun 2012 #8
Aerows Jun 2012 #29
Mira Jun 2012 #7
rurallib Jun 2012 #10
siligut Jun 2012 #11
MrMickeysMom Jun 2012 #12
BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2012 #13
H2O Man Jun 2012 #14
MADem Jun 2012 #15
Arkansas Granny Jun 2012 #16
Lint Head Jun 2012 #17
lunasun Jun 2012 #25
TheDebbieDee Jun 2012 #18
malaise Jun 2012 #19
grantcart Jun 2012 #20
cherokeeprogressive Jun 2012 #21
PCIntern Jun 2012 #23
HopeHoops Jun 2012 #22
JDPriestly Jun 2012 #24
Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2012 #26
Skittles Jun 2012 #27
REP Jun 2012 #28
gopiscrap Jun 2012 #31

Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:24 AM

1. creepy, just creepy

you really need those bagels and lox now, maybe 2 donuts too.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:33 AM

2. Positively presidential

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to BeyondGeography (Reply #2)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 10:29 PM

30. LOL! I needed that!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:35 AM

3. LOL!

You ran into the Itty Bitty Mitty on Father's Day.

How fortunate you are!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Tennessee Gal (Reply #3)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:37 AM

4. I read your first line as something else.

I "self corrected". I think you know what I mean. LOL

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Reply #4)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:39 AM

6. LOL!

Sorry ........

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Tennessee Gal (Reply #6)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:41 AM

9. Don't be sorry… Great stuff! Nt

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:38 AM

5. It means you should go to 711 and get some cookies

and celebrate!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to treestar (Reply #5)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:40 AM

8. … And stay away from Wawa's! Nt

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to treestar (Reply #5)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 10:07 PM

29. I want cheesey grits now.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:39 AM

7. Made my day

Great post, hits all the highlights of Rmoney transgressions that we are aware of so far.
Except (unlike Semus) you did not run away when you came off the top of the car. You came and told about it.
Congrats for surviving the ordeals.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:47 AM

10. be thankful you still have your job.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:48 AM

11. It means, you are a long way from home.

With a bad haircut. Happy Father's Day

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:52 AM

12. Awww....

He just wanted you to know who your DADDY really was....

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 10:09 AM

13. Buffalo? Hey you're not too far from me

can you swing by with some of that lox and bagels?????????

Oh, and, glad you're ok after your ordeal.
But don't forget the cream cheese. And some red onions, too, if you could? Thankx.





Happy Faddah's Day.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 10:29 AM

14. Well done.

Recommended.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 11:02 AM

15. Oh come off it--we know you "scrambled up on that patrol car" yourself!

And....and...you LIKED it!!!

Yeaaah...that's the ticket!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 11:11 AM

16. Undoubtedly, his touchscreen system was malfunctioning and ordered those actions for him.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 12:06 PM

17. Wonder if Mitt has a servant who wipes his butt?

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Lint Head (Reply #17)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 07:15 PM

25. Just saw the movie The Dictator + SBC had one

looked uncomfortable to be on either end of that relationship.....

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 12:09 PM

18. K&R! Thanks for the laugh...........

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 12:11 PM

19. Hilarious



Happy Father's Day

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 12:17 PM

20. something strange is going on

I am at this buffet and went to the Men's room and I can over hear a woman weeping softly saying that she is the bookkeeper and shouldn't have to bus tables. He replies "its father's day and everyone must work, and st crying. The fact that you just had a kid is no excuse, Bill had a kid a week ago and he isn't having any problems at all". She responds "you know I should have been made manager, I was here longer and had bettter job reviews". He responds, "Mary get out there and bus the tables or your fired, and you know how much I like firing people". He comes out of the office and says "Isn't this a great time to be a dad?"

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 12:24 PM

21. Did you shit on his roof? n/t

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to cherokeeprogressive (Reply #21)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 01:53 PM

23. Hadn't thought of that!

Perhaps next time.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 01:31 PM

22. Did he drop you off naked? I thought that was part of the traditional hazing thing.

 

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 04:31 PM

24. Title should be: Attack of the Romneybot

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 08:33 PM

26. This is brilliant

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #26)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:35 PM

27. PURE GREATNESS

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:52 PM

28. You're telling me. I tried to call my father, but my calling plan doesn't cover the afterlife

Which kind of makes sense, since he was a Jew.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 10:52 PM

31. I love it

you've been too much of mittens on the tube!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread