"If I can fake it here, I can fake it anywhere!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("What will you give me for her?&quot Trump is saying, "On the contrary, Bill, my plan for dealing with urban crime is very detailed and based on firm research, . . . the best!. . . . You hand the force over to the Dirty Harry types and take it out of the hands of politicians. . . . They're crooked and they screw everything up. . . . Name me one movie where Eastwood is the bad guy? . . . Name me just one. . . . See?"



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CAPTION based on last night's O'Reilly-Trump interview (8.23.16) as reported by Raw Story:

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/oreilly-slams-trumps-call-to-allow-police-to-get-tougher-with-suspects-you-cant-beat-em-up/

[riversedge]

1. Hey Trump--we are not going the way of the Phillippines!!

[underpants]

2. Look I'm on record for supporting torture. Chicago needs to do MORE of it.

Very disturbing story that has gotten very little attention

Chicago police have their own "black site"
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/24/chicago-police-detain-americans-black-site

[underpants]

3. Hold it. HOW? that a fundamental journalistic question no one has asked me

since a lady in New Hampshire did in a town hall meeting last year.


Seriously - that is about the only time, before O'Reilly, in the entire campaign I've heard anyone ask him HOW.

[Johonny]

4. Trump-We're going to build a wall, have a path to citizenship, deport everyone, give amnesty,

build more prisons, legalize pot, ban Muslim immigration, and have extreme vetting. We're gonna do it all. Just kidding, but not really.

Billo-Some people are saying you would say anything to anyone to get elected.

Trump-That's just not true Bill, and I'm not just saying that. In my heart I know I'm right. I got the best people working on this plan. I can't wait until they tell me what it is.

Billo-That's good enough for me.

Trump-I knew it would be.

[skip fox]

5. The Donald is saying:

"Listen, Bill, when I told my followers to get out there and watch voting at the pools, and told them they knew what I meant, there was nothing nefarious. . . . I simply meant they were to speak up if they saw someone voting multiple times, for instance. . . . Or maybe they could talk to certain people before they vote, Mexicans or African-Americans and the like, to tell them that illegal voting is a crime. . . . This isonly meant to help them stay out of prison. . . . I mean, they should be blocked for their own good."

[lpbk2713]

6. That pic should have created a black hole in the internet universe.

The two biggest bullshitters I can think of side by side.