Trump accuses Ryan and McCain of lying about him

[Bozvotros]

AP: Reporters talking to Trump after he made phone calls to John McCain and Paul Ryan today said the controversial candidate claimed both men lied more than he did. When asked for an example, Trump stated both men had said the same thing about him today and that it was a "dirty, filthy lie." Trump tried to leave but reporters pressed him for details. Trump finally said this, " First, I never tell God where to send someone after they die. That was just wrong. Second, my IQ is above average. Third, no matter what my family's domestic help have said, there is no proof I ever had a carnal relationship with my mother."

[lindysalsagal]

1. Link?

[AgadorSparticus]

2. WTH? Did this really happen? Did they really day those things or is he...you know ...

Talking or of his ass again? I can't tell nor can I keep up

[rateyes]

3. Basically, this satire is saying that McCain and Ryan

told Trump to "go to hell," and called him a dumbass and a motherfucker.

[AgadorSparticus]

4. Is it really sayire? I can't tell anymore.

[Bozvotros]

7. Me neither.

In this case I'm willing to bet that both McCain and Ryan at least thought those words.

[Bozvotros]

9. Exactly!

Or close enough. I was actually thinking that "god damn stupid" would work as modifiers.

[Gabi Hayes]

5. damn you, dirty ape! I made it almost half way through until the dawn broke

not bad!

here's a reward

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a38403/how-to-sound-like-donald-trump/

[Bozvotros]

8. That link will be helpful

For improving my Trump quotes on my next AP report...

[Bozvotros]

6. Thank God you guys got here!

I think there were a couple hundred hits without a comment. I began to think I had said something taboo.