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Bucky

(53,947 posts)
Wed Jun 29, 2016, 01:53 AM Jun 2016

The circle is finished and the healing can begin... because now there is BREXIT PORN

Oh, internet, don't you ever change!

https://www.vice.com/read/brexit-erotica-political-smut-pounded-by-the-pound-vgtrn

For anyone who's grown tense and worked up over the United Kingdom's seemingly suicidal decision to leave the European Union on Friday and craves a release, you can now hop on Amazon and, for the price of a cup of coffee, order Chuck Tingle's new homoerotic opus Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union.

Tingle's 37-page tome, which he pumped out within hours of the referendum results, tells the story of Alex, who is at first shocked by how normal the new UK seems post-vote—until he is molested by a giant, living British Pound coin from the future. After the Pound shows him the dystopia to come—a hellscape beset by lava and dominated by a flying dinosaur police force—Alex sets off with the coin to convince the people of the past to vote to remain in the EU through the power of "sizzling, human-on-monetary-unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies" and more.


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The circle is finished and the healing can begin... because now there is BREXIT PORN (Original Post) Bucky Jun 2016 OP
This is the same guy who masterfully trolled the conservatives trying to take over the Hugo award. Recursion Jun 2016 #1
I did not know that I was missing this in my life n/t Scootaloo Jun 2016 #2
Chuck Tingle is a treasure. LeftyMom Jun 2016 #3
in the sequel he is dominated by a powerful yen Warren DeMontague Jun 2016 #4

LeftyMom

(49,212 posts)
3. Chuck Tingle is a treasure.
Wed Jun 29, 2016, 03:21 AM
Jun 2016

I vote to retroactively give him all of Orson Scott Card's Hugos, because "Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt" has got to be better than the last few Ender books.

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