COMMERCIAL WITH PRESIDENT CLINTON SELLING A MINT CAR

to Bush. The car has plenty of extra cash in the glove compartment and has been serviced at every scheduled maintenance.
Bush drives off and picks up Boehner and they proceed to spend all the money quickly and borrow off the value of the car and them some. Then they proceed to run the car into the ground never bothering to service it.
The car gets reposessed and President Obama buys it at an auction. He finds out the car check engine light is on and the transmission is going and it stalls out and leaks oil like crazy.
Limping home he picks up a hitchhiker (boehner) who starts asking what the hell did he do to this fine automobile his friend used to own.