Men with sausages attack vegan restaurant, throw meat into veggie dishes

[Liberal_in_LA]

Men with sausages attack vegan restaurant
Rowdies throw meat into veggie dishes at Tbilisi counterculture spo

Thugs wearing sausage necklaces and brandishing kebabs stormed a vegan cafe in the historic old city of Tblisi and threw grilled meat into diners' vegetarian dinners.

The men — reportedly more than a dozen far-right extremists — began brawling with the patrons and staff of the Kiwi Cafe, according to Radio Liberty's account of Sunday's incident in the Georgian capital. The melee spilled onto the street where neighbors joined the fray, some on the side of the vegans and others reinforcing the carnivores.

In a Facebook page statement, the Kiwi Cafe described the attackers as "neo-Nazis" and said "they pulled out some grilled meat, sausages, and fish and started eating them and throwing them at us, and finally they started to smoke.... They were just trying to provoke our friends and disrespect us."

Police finally arrived, but no arrests were made. The meat men had already fled.

http://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/Men-with-sausages-attack-vegan-restaurant-7955476.php

[MADem]

1. You can't make this stuff up.... nt

[pinboy3niner]

2. At least the cafe patrons refused to be cowed. nt

[MADem]

3. LOL! Yes-that's the meat of the matter, right there!!! nt

[pinboy3niner]

14. The attack was just offal! nt

[PJMcK]

27. Your pun is bloody awful (n/t)

[pinboy3niner]

47. Chuck it if you will, but be prepared fot a tri-tip counteratttack

[PJMcK]

48. Don't you have more meaty things to do? (n/t)

[pinboy3niner]

54. Well, that entrails further consideration

[MADem]

49. HAHAHA!!!

[Brother Buzz]

4. I thought I was smelling a little onion there for a bit

[Liberal_in_LA]

11. More

The cafe statement blames Sunday's incident on the group of men who came into the premises, talking loudly, throwing meat and smoking, and then "yelling, laughing, and talking to us sarcastically".

These people "were neo-Nazis... who support fascist ideas", the cafe said.

Some minor injuries were sustained.

The police arrived only after the attackers had left, but the cafe said even some of those officers behaved aggressively, "yelled with anger, said that we are guilty of what had happened".

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36416501

[pinboy3niner]

17. Call me a skeptic, but this thread needs more links

[MADem]

50. ............

[Liberal_in_LA]

88. Lol

[spanone]

5. Men with Sausages....great name for a band

[pinboy3niner]

6. Also Thugs Brandishing Kebabs

[Fozzledick]

8. I'm not sure if I'd want to see their version of "The Safety Dance".

[Initech]

9. Les Claypool actually did have a band called "Sausage":

That album was the precursor to Primus.

[PJMcK]

29. Or a great name for a porn film (n/t)

[Throd]

62. We're the Meatmen...And you suck!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

7. I bet they got a two star review on Yelp for this

"I KNOW it was not the owner's fault, but, ewwww. Worst dining experience ever."

[pinboy3niner]

10. They got 4 stars

Diners had too much fun casting asparagus.

[longship]

12. OMG! R&K nt

[pinboy3niner]

15. Thank God this was a rare event

Or at least medium rare.

[surrealAmerican]

19. It sounds pretty raw to me.

[pinboy3niner]

20. It must be one of the porks of being a far-right extremist. nt

[jberryhill]

32. Quit being such a hot dog

[pinboy3niner]

34. But Trump told us with him, we could all be wieners

[GulfCoast66]

33. The problem has been cured

[Rex]

13. So they were tossing their wieners around in public?

What a circle of jerks.

[pinboy3niner]

18. Breaking: Far-right anti-vegan extremists exposed!

[GulfCoast66]

36. The perps escaped?

Someone needs to smoke them out.

[Rex]

76. They wanted a sausage festival!

[whistler162]

16. P.E.T.A. strikes again....

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals!

[pinboy3niner]

21. I never sausage a fiasco!

[Orrex]

23. You're a brat. Worst I've ever seen.

But that was a magnificent pun. I grudgingly salute you.

[pinboy3niner]

24. We all know you're the wurst, Orrex

But I can't take credit for such a very old pun. Many of the ones I use were coined well before I was born. Now your door buzzard, that was original.

[Orrex]

25. That was one of my all-time favorite threads.

It should be pinned to the top of GD in perpetuity.

[pinboy3niner]

30. Personally, I think Orrex should be pinned to the top of GD in perpetuity

Sort of like...

[KingCharlemagne]

65. link to thread, pretty please?

[Orrex]

71. I could but it'lll be more fun to search for "door buzzard" in quotes

It's amazing.

[pinboy3niner]

73. Just for you, my good friend...

This is a DU classic!

Could my neighbors be in federal trouble?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7423760

[GulfCoast66]

66. That

Thread made me stop lurking and join DU!

[Fast Walker 52]

26. good one!

[ProfessorGAC]

22. This Is Just Stupid

I know it was a prank, but there is no point to this. It's just being mean to be mean.

Some funny posts on this thread though.

[Fast Walker 52]

28. as a vegetarian myself, the story is disgusting

but it's good fodder for jokes

[ProfessorGAC]

40. Yeah I Get That

But, then i wouldn't go throw meat into your veggie dish, because it would be silly waste of my time, your time, and your food.

That's why i was saying this is just stupid. It serves no purpose other than as a juvenile and malicious prank.

But, at least we both see the value in the humor some of the posters have put forth!

[pinboy3niner]

42. It's bizzare, ridiculous, and well worth our mockery

But, with respect, I try to make sure my humor is well-seasoned.

[ProfessorGAC]

79. You Didn't!

Not again! That's funny stuff, pinboy!

[Ken Burch]

31. Was this a deleted scene from BORAT?

[Odin2005]

35. Are you sure this isn't from The Onion???

[Brickbat]

37. Hee hee, attacking an outpost of progressive thought is hilarious!

[pinboy3niner]

38. Luckily the defenders prevailed. They were armed with salad shooters.

[Person 2713]

39. Neo Nazis ...then they came for the vegans

[drm604]

41. I'm a little skeptical of this story.

While it is possible, it sounds ludicrous, and the restaurant's FB post about this asks people to spread the story and asks for donations.

[pinboy3niner]

43. Here are some more links...

[drm604]

44. Looks like breakfast!

[KingCharlemagne]

68. math meat: less than pi

[Dorian Gray]

82. Ha ha...

computer, meet my green tea!

[pinboy3niner]

45. This story needs to be fleshed out more

[pinboy3niner]

46. That's it. I've consulted the entrails and I can't come up with anything more.

I'm just going to have to liver it alone.

[Agnosticsherbet]

51. The world has gone completely insane.

[bigwillq]

52. Bwah

[pinboy3niner]

53. This thread should have tons of recks

And ughs and blechs and whatever.

[Marrah_G]

55. Rude! And would be assault in this country.

[pinboy3niner]

58. With smoked meats, a salt is essential. :) n

[Marrah_G]

84. .

[JonathanRackham]

56. Police are monitoring all vegan restaurants.

Steak out.

[GulfCoast66]

59. Really casing the place?

[pinboy3niner]

61. Ready to stand their ground

[GulfCoast66]

64. What??

You must be kidney?

[pinboy3niner]

67. Sometimes I can be inscrotumable

But my point is that the attackers are a bunch of sad sacks.

[GulfCoast66]

70. I yield to the master!

Do not know if you read my earlier post but it was the way you and Orrex went back-and-forth on the door buzzard read that finally made me stop lurking and join DU.

[pinboy3niner]

90. That's cool

The great thing about that thread is that everybody got a chance to join in the fun.

[JonathanRackham]

83. No guts.

Must of been a skeleton crew.

[pinboy3niner]

60. :)

[ck4829]

57. The far right... a problem only looking to cause more problems and says YOU are the problem

So, they were wearing meat and throwing meat... wouldn't that meat have been more useful if it was given to the homeless?

[pinboy3niner]

63. The real oroblem...

[KingCharlemagne]

69. Stalin's Holstein Heilfer- nt

[jwirr]

72. I eat meat but this is so childish that I just shake my head.

[pinboy3niner]

78. So you're okay with vegans casting asparagus at you?

What''s wrong with you? Can't you even stand your own gound beef?

[jwirr]

80. LOL I figure to each his own.

[GulfCoast66]

81. Careful...

Sow discord, barrow trouble😏

[Adrahil]

74. Now I'm a dedicated carnivore....

But I have no issue with other people eating as they will for pretty much any reason. I know vegetarians who eat that way for health reasons, and those who eat that way for ethical reasons. Fine by me, so long as they don't harangue me for eating a juicy steak.

[tblue37]

75. Is this what people mean by "sausage party" or "sausage fest"? nt

[KamaAina]

77. I heard Trump wanted to join them

but his sausage was so tiny the vegans barely noticed it.

[GOLGO 13]

85. Men who flaunt their unwanted sausages must be stopped!!!

[bluesbassman]

86. They could have thown prawns, but that would have been shellfish.

[KamaAina]

87. Wow! They must really have had a beef with the place!

Maybe it was part of a government pork-barrel project.

[U4ikLefty]

89. Use your sausage for good, not evil.

[geomon666]

91. Waste of some good grilling meat.

Better to have a sit in BBQ.