I'm not running for office, I've got ZERO chance of being elected to anything, therefore.....

[A HERETIC I AM]

I pick as my running mate.......


Whoever is funny.


The above is about as useful as fucking Ted Cruz telling us all he has picked a running mate. What the ever living hell is the point, man?

[Lil Missy]

1. I think the crooze the snakeoil salesman is more dangerous than trump.

Carly is a loser, she can't help anyone.

[rock]

2. But are you ready

to make your demands?

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. Perhaps.

I'll start here;



I dare you to expand on this affair of Cher on a chair, mon frere.

OK, not a demand, so much as a polite request

[Gomez163]

3. I hereby pick Sofia Vergara as my running mate.

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. Ya got my vote. Smart, AND funny

[brewens]

4. Playing the rubes for what he thinks will be his turn next time? I'd be willing to bet anyone a

thousand bucks that he will never be president! Of course no one will take that bet and I guess we'd have to wait until he dies for the payoff.

It's astonishing they can't come up with a reasonable candidate. In 2000, I was even telling myself that maybe (just maybe) McCain might be an alright president. Bradley had been my number one choice. McCain would have had to primary "Shrub" in 2004 to keep me believing. He laid down and waited for his turn and lost any respect I had for him though. After what Bush did to him in South Carolina, he had to hate that bastard! If the first four years weren't enough to make him think he needed to go up against him, WTF would it take?

[pnwmom]

5. I pick Al Franken. nt

[NightWatcher]

6. He should've picked Trump as his VP

I'll just leave that there