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madamesilverspurs

(15,799 posts)
Tue Feb 9, 2016, 01:18 AM Feb 2016

Tool kit?

Michigan's new Sodomy Squads will need to be kitted with specialized tools. Their task will require an awkward expertise as well as a certain, shall we say, delicacy. Perhaps we could help them with the shopping list. I'll start:





Please feel free to add your own suggestions.


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Tool kit? (Original Post) madamesilverspurs Feb 2016 OP
Fishing for sodomites! longship Feb 2016 #1

longship

(40,416 posts)
1. Fishing for sodomites!
Tue Feb 9, 2016, 02:35 AM
Feb 2016

You need pocket fisherman! From Ronco!



It fits in your pocket so the sodomites won't see it until you whip it out and expose your Ronco tool.

Get it today! Special discounts for state legislators only for the next 48 hours, with free shipping!

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