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skip fox

(19,356 posts) Mon Feb 8, 2016, 12:53 PM Feb 2016

"Jesus was a secret passenger on the Mayflower!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!

Ted ("I wouldn't have believed it myself if I hadn't heard myself saying so!&quot

Cruz is saying: "North Koreans are not stupid. . . . Why right now I hear they're building a thought machine with the aid of ISIS which will make us welcome their invasion and willfully enter a condition of slavery while satisfying their every filthy need. . . . I don't know why people don't wake up and hear me!!!"

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Above CAPTION based on the following story with a hilarious clip at Crooks and Liars:

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/02/cruz-fear-north-koreas-impending

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"Jesus was a secret passenger on the Mayflower!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!! (Original Post) skip fox Feb 2016 OP

" I met Jesus and he gave me a hug 'THIS BIG'" SummerSnow Feb 2016 #1

T. Cruz is saying: skip fox Feb 2016 #2

I've heard on CNN that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Johonny Feb 2016 #3

"Some...where...over the rainbow...I...am...Prez. (Please clap.)" randome Feb 2016 #4

Blessed are the rich: for they already own the earth. Gregorian Feb 2016 #5

and jesus told me everyone says i am becoming a big prick....so its gonna get this long dembotoz Feb 2016 #6

Does ryan_cats Feb 2016 #7

"It doesn't matter if no one likes me - Jesus will be my VP" TBF Feb 2016 #8

Ted Cruz is saying: skip fox Feb 2016 #9

SummerSnow

(12,608 posts)

1. " I met Jesus and he gave me a hug 'THIS BIG'"

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Mon Feb 8, 2016, 12:57 PM

Feb 2016

skip fox

(19,356 posts)

2. T. Cruz is saying:

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Mon Feb 8, 2016, 01:26 PM

Feb 2016

"Under my leadership, Republicans will live under a big tent. Why, we'll include every normal American, every citizen who is truly one of us, every patriotic fellow countryman, . . . just as long as he thinks exactly like we do!"

Johonny

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3. I've heard on CNN that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

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Mon Feb 8, 2016, 01:29 PM

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randome

(34,845 posts)

4. "Some...where...over the rainbow...I...am...Prez. (Please clap.)"

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Mon Feb 8, 2016, 01:34 PM

Feb 2016

[hr][font color="blue"][center]"If you're bored then you're boring." -Harvey Danger[/center][/font][hr]

Gregorian

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5. Blessed are the rich: for they already own the earth.

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Mon Feb 8, 2016, 02:46 PM

Feb 2016

dembotoz

(16,785 posts)

6. and jesus told me everyone says i am becoming a big prick....so its gonna get this long

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Mon Feb 8, 2016, 03:04 PM

Feb 2016

ryan_cats

(2,061 posts)

7. Does

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Mon Feb 8, 2016, 03:08 PM

Feb 2016

Does Ted have a painting of himself, Jesus and Ben Carson?

TBF

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8. "It doesn't matter if no one likes me - Jesus will be my VP"

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Mon Feb 8, 2016, 03:08 PM

Feb 2016

and the scary part is that he will get votes with that line ...

skip fox

(19,356 posts)

9. Ted Cruz is saying:

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Mon Feb 8, 2016, 04:11 PM

Feb 2016

"It's like the song says, folks, 'He's go the whole world in his hands.' . . . And I want you to know I've got you in my hands. . . . But I don't mean anything creepy by that. . . . I mean like I'll protect you, or I've got your back, . . . not like I'm touching your private parts and moving up against you or anything. . . . You shouldn't even think of that. . . . It's like I'm keeping you safe, not those other things where things get wild then squishy and stuff."

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