I don't want a single teapublican to drop
I want them all to stay in, all the way to their convention. Seriously. The more these dipshits suck up resources and attention the better it is for us.
We have:
Christie? Angry Smurf without the pleasant qualities. If anyone deserves to be to be pushing a mop it's him.
Carson? He is the Sleepy Smurf to Christie's Angry Smurf. This guy could bore a sack of potatoes.
Jeb? Is the anti-genius. Listening to him depresses me, I only listen as long as it takes to change the channel. Can't imagine the long-term psychological impacts to his supporters and staff.
Gilmore? Hell, I didn't even know he was still in the race...I don't think he does either.
Fiorina? She didn't even have anyone to thank in Iowa and left....no one noticed.
Kasich? He is the runt of the litter. If he were a hamster, his mother would have eatten him already.
Santorum? His strong connection to Opus Dei shows...I think he uses presidental campaigns as a form of self-flagellation.
Huckabee? Smartest thing he said all year, "I quit".
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Stealing!
