Thu May 31, 2012, 10:06 PM
56 replies, 4644 views
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Author | Time | Post |
 Jesus found in Texas bathroom mold (Original post) |
cali | May 2012 | OP |
| The Velveteen Ocelot | May 2012 | #1 | |
| longship | May 2012 | #11 | |
| The Velveteen Ocelot | Jun 2012 | #35 | |
| WCGreen | May 2012 | #2 | |
| roamer65 | Jun 2012 | #55 | |
| jberryhill | May 2012 | #3 | |
| Gidney N Cloyd | May 2012 | #4 | |
| chollybocker | May 2012 | #5 | |
| Systematic Chaos | May 2012 | #6 | |
| DLine | May 2012 | #28 | |
| ProdigalJunkMail | Jun 2012 | #41 | |
| a la izquierda | Jun 2012 | #53 | |
| virgogal | May 2012 | #7 | |
| Zanzoobar | May 2012 | #8 | |
| Voice for Peace | Jun 2012 | #49 | |
| JHB | May 2012 | #9 | |
| Webster Green | May 2012 | #18 | |
| AtomicKitten | May 2012 | #10 | |
| HillWilliam | May 2012 | #14 | |
| AtomicKitten | May 2012 | #21 | |
| snooper2 | Jun 2012 | #37 | |
| Politicalboi | May 2012 | #12 | |
| Arkansas Granny | May 2012 | #15 | |
| tallahasseedem | Jun 2012 | #44 | |
| Ilsa | May 2012 | #13 | |
| arcane1 | May 2012 | #16 | |
| rustydog | May 2012 | #19 | |
| rustydog | May 2012 | #17 | |
| arcane1 | May 2012 | #22 | |
| pinboy3niner | May 2012 | #20 | |
| kestrel91316 | May 2012 | #23 | |
| NRaleighLiberal | May 2012 | #24 | |
| Buns_of_Fire | Jun 2012 | #42 | |
| spanone | May 2012 | #25 | |
| Bozita | May 2012 | #26 | |
| rateyes | May 2012 | #27 | |
| Rhiannon12866 | Jun 2012 | #33 | |
| treestar | Jun 2012 | #45 | |
| YellowRubberDuckie | May 2012 | #29 | |
| Tierra_y_Libertad | Jun 2012 | #38 | |
| ProdigalJunkMail | Jun 2012 | #47 | |
| hifiguy | May 2012 | #30 | |
| lastlib | May 2012 | #31 | |
| Rhiannon12866 | Jun 2012 | #32 | |
| pinboy3niner | Jun 2012 | #34 | |
| ProdigalJunkMail | Jun 2012 | #46 | |
| Tommykun | Jun 2012 | #36 | |
| mikeytherat | Jun 2012 | #39 | |
| ProdigalJunkMail | Jun 2012 | #40 | |
| Renew Deal | Jun 2012 | #43 | |
| yellowcanine | Jun 2012 | #48 | |
| Iggo | Jun 2012 | #50 | |
| xxqqqzme | Jun 2012 | #51 | |
| Major Nikon | Jun 2012 | #52 | |
| a la izquierda | Jun 2012 | #54 | |
| Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin | Jun 2012 | #56 |
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:09 PM
The Velveteen Ocelot (34,697 posts)
1. Maybe I'll stop cleaning my shower -
Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:32 PM
longship (17,589 posts)
11. The rust stains in my shower resemble Cthulhu more than anything else
Response to longship (Reply #11)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 09:27 AM
The Velveteen Ocelot (34,697 posts)
35. You know what they say about such things...
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:10 PM
WCGreen (44,916 posts)
2. It's looks like Jerry Garcia to me...
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:11 PM
3. They also found him in a bong water carpet stain
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:11 PM
Gidney N Cloyd (10,442 posts)
4. Whenever I haven't cleaned, only my girlfriend shows up.
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Last edited Thu May 31, 2012, 10:13 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) |
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:16 PM
chollybocker (3,588 posts)
5. Sounds reasonable.
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I mean, if you died 2,000 years ago, you'd look pretty moldy, too.
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Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:22 PM
Systematic Chaos (8,076 posts)
6. It looks more like this to me.
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Response to Systematic Chaos (Reply #6)
Thu May 31, 2012, 11:10 PM
28. YES! Thats exactly what I was going to say!!!!
Response to Systematic Chaos (Reply #6)
Sat Jun 2, 2012, 10:27 PM
a la izquierda (7,488 posts)
53. I said the same damn thing before I read these comments...
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or those on the video site.
I'm peeing my pants laughing  |
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:23 PM
7. I needed this post tonight. Very funny.
Response to Zanzoobar (Reply #8)
Sat Jun 2, 2012, 09:14 PM
Voice for Peace (8,393 posts)
49. Whatever it takes
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:28 PM
JHB (17,796 posts)
9. And lo, mold-Jesus spake unto the thronging showerites...
Response to JHB (Reply #9)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:48 PM
Webster Green (13,895 posts)
18. Totally awesome!
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Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:29 PM
10. LOL. Should we genuflect?
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Somebody posted this bruise that looks like Jesus on reddit today:
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Response to AtomicKitten (Reply #10)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:41 PM
HillWilliam (3,157 posts)
14. Umm, still looks like Zig Zag to me
Response to AtomicKitten (Reply #10)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 10:04 AM
snooper2 (16,576 posts)
37. looks like somebody with a broken nose and a snot-rocket coming out of it
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Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:35 PM
12. Mold can be toxic
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Last edited Thu May 31, 2012, 10:39 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) She might be seeing her Jesus sooner than she thinks.
Clicked on another story from that link. Man rams into Taco Bell over missing taco Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/05/29/Man-rams-into-Taco-Bell-over-missing-taco/UPI-56001338320972/#ixzz1wVOtkBvs |
Response to Politicalboi (Reply #12)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:42 PM
Arkansas Granny (14,620 posts)
15. +1
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Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:39 PM
Ilsa (31,652 posts)
13. It means something alright;
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:43 PM
arcane1 (19,949 posts)
16. As if Jesus in a dog's ass wasn't bad enough
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Response to arcane1 (Reply #16)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:48 PM
19. You do know you're going to Hell, right?
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Also, you made me spew coffee on my laptop...funny, but not!
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Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:46 PM
17. It's always Jesus! Why not: Zeus? Mars? Apollo?
Response to rustydog (Reply #17)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:57 PM
arcane1 (19,949 posts)
22. At least Shaggy had a beard. Why is it never Shaggy????
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Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:49 PM
pinboy3niner (27,471 posts)
20. So now the question is WWMJD?
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 10:58 PM
kestrel91316 (45,363 posts)
23. I dunno. I think it looks like Freddy Mercury with long hair.
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 11:02 PM
NRaleighLiberal (28,577 posts)
24. I think it's Doug Henning (the magician), actually. n/t
Response to NRaleighLiberal (Reply #24)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 10:27 AM
42. Without a doubt, it's Doug Henning.
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 11:04 PM
spanone (72,050 posts)
25. i suspected that would be where he would come back....
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 11:07 PM
Bozita (26,949 posts)
26. They oughtta make a toaster for that!
Response to rateyes (Reply #27)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 10:43 AM
45. That is exactly what Jesus' message is here
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 11:10 PM
29. Our idea of what Jesus looks like comes from like the 15th century.
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I don't think anyone from the Renaissance met the man.
The bible describes him as large, not skinny and scrawny like the white Jesus we see everywhere in Catholic art. |
Response to YellowRubberDuckie (Reply #29)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 10:10 AM
Tierra_y_Libertad (36,246 posts)
38. To tell the truth...
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Response to YellowRubberDuckie (Reply #29)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 10:52 AM
47. really? i must have missed that tidbit
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 11:17 PM
30. Well, that saves me the trouble of looking behind
Response to cali (Original post)
Thu May 31, 2012, 11:22 PM
lastlib (3,739 posts)
31. Uh--I don't think it's strength they're getting from it.....
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...more like streptococcus, maybe??
 Where does society get these dweebos???  |
Response to cali (Original post)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 12:54 AM
Rhiannon12866 (54,740 posts)
32. So it would be sacrilege to ever clean the shower?!
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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #32)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 01:01 AM
pinboy3niner (27,471 posts)
34. Next sighting will be...
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...from someone who never wants to clean his toilet again.
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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #32)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 10:44 AM
46. looks as if they already believed that bit... n/t
Response to cali (Original post)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 10:16 AM
mikeytherat (6,823 posts)
39. "Maybe it means something." Yes. yes it does.
Response to cali (Original post)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 10:18 AM
40. Looks more like the guy from the Scream movies...
Response to cali (Original post)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 10:32 AM
Renew Deal (56,907 posts)
43. Holy Moldy!
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Response to cali (Original post)
Fri Jun 1, 2012, 11:05 AM
48. Looks more like Patty Hearst at the bank holdup.
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Response to cali (Original post)
Sat Jun 2, 2012, 10:18 PM
Major Nikon (9,635 posts)
52. The dog's ass looked better
Response to cali (Original post)
Sat Jun 2, 2012, 10:30 PM
a la izquierda (7,488 posts)
54. Did anyone watch the video?
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There's a tidbit at the end, the reporter mentions that someone in the house has HIV and is reportedly doing better since the sighting of the Moldy Saviour. I mean, WTH?
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Response to cali (Original post)
Sat Jun 2, 2012, 11:41 PM
56. So is Rick Perry going to hold a dedication ceremony?
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