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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBreaking: GOP selects Ann Romney's dancing horse as candidate..."nothing in writing says we can't"
No link yet...breaking news.In a stunning upset to the run-up for 2016's Presidential election, the Republicans announced today that they plan to run Ann Romney's dancing horse, Rafalca, as their candidate.
"I always knew a Romney would be in the oval office one day," remarked Ms. Romney.
Newly-minted House Majority Leader Paul Ryan told CNN reporters "The best part of this is that there is nothing in writing that says we can't do this. There is nothing in the laws that govern our great land that specifically prohibits selecting a dancing horse as the Republican Presidential nominee."
When asked about a Rafalca / Clinton or Rafalca / Sanders race, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus commented "We're in. It's that simple. This will be a cake-walk to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave."
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)than a horse's ass like Trump
meow2u3
(24,757 posts)Couldn't have said it better.
AFAIC, Trump belongs behind bars for stirring up trouble, but that would be if I were a benevolent dictator.
enid602
(8,591 posts)It would probably be better than nominating a horse's ass.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)And from past experience she may have reservations about the Romneys flying her to all those campaign appearances...
Miles Archer
(18,837 posts)that's one I haven't seen.
meow2u3
(24,757 posts)Unless horse years count, and that's not likely to happen.
I'd run my cat for President if I could, but that's not gonna happen.
malthaussen
(17,175 posts)... then Rafalca should be able to run for President. Although as Pinboy points out, she's only 18. What is that in horse years?
Presuming she's not an Arab, of course.
-- Mal
Hoppy
(3,595 posts)saturnsring
(1,832 posts)it's pretty funny you can hear it here
https://soundcloud.com/rockymountainmike/my-rafalca
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Miles Archer
(18,837 posts)...to decide which agent would be responsible for following directly behind President Rafalca?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)meow2u3
(24,757 posts)jmowreader
(50,527 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,564 posts)Vinca
(50,236 posts)Can't say the same about the GOP clown bus candidates.
meow2u3
(24,757 posts)She's too young! You have to be 35 to run for President, regardless of species, and 35 in horse years doesn't count unless Queen Ann plans on lying about Rafalca's age!