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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
Mon Nov 30, 2015, 08:56 PM Nov 2015

Ted Cruz on condoms, women, and why he's glad he wraps up little Teddy

VIDEO @ the URL below.

Ted Cruz Yearns for His Glory Days in College, When Condoms Were Given Away Like Candy



http://gawker.com/ted-cruz-yearns-for-his-glory-days-in-college-when-con-1745368723?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

“Jiminy Cricket!” began Ted Cruz, preparing to give a diatribe on his nostalgia for the easygoing availability of contraceptives at his alma mater, Princeton.

During a speech at a town hall in Iowa during which he meant, ostensibly, to debunk the “war on women,” the Texas senator and Republican presidential candidate took some time instead to connect the issue to the availability of condoms.

“When the war on women came up, Republicans would curl up in a ball, they’d say ‘don’t hurt me!’ Jiminy Cricket! This is a made up, nonsense example. Last I checked, we don’t have a rubber shortage in America. When I was in college we had a machine in the bathroom, you put 50 cents in— and voilà!”

...Cruz even suggested that he too enjoys the benefits of condoms, himself. “As I noted, Heidi and I, we have two little girls. I’m very glad we don’t have 17.”

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Ted Cruz on condoms, women, and why he's glad he wraps up little Teddy (Original Post) Miles Archer Nov 2015 OP
This one is sick, I hope he does not have any guns. Thinkingabout Nov 2015 #1
Ewww! Just Ewww! smirkymonkey Nov 2015 #2
I know! Ewwww! Now I picture a penis with Cruz's head on the end of it! Crystalite Nov 2015 #3
Wearing a hat, of course... pinboy3niner Nov 2015 #5
Well THAT's all the birth control he should need. Crystalite Nov 2015 #7
what is up with wendylaroux Nov 2015 #4
That is way too much information! Initech Nov 2015 #6
+1 2naSalit Nov 2015 #11
Just the thought of Ted Cruz's noonoo makes me shake and gag. LuvNewcastle Nov 2015 #8
Tiny Ted Blue Owl Nov 2015 #9
I, too, am very glad... 3catwoman3 Nov 2015 #10
Do they really make them that small? Lochloosa Nov 2015 #12
 

Crystalite

(164 posts)
7. Well THAT's all the birth control he should need.
Mon Nov 30, 2015, 09:30 PM
Nov 2015

I mean, what lover who sees THAT is gonna stick around?

I kinda like the hat tho.

Imma get one of those, size medium.

3catwoman3

(23,973 posts)
10. I, too, am very glad...
Mon Nov 30, 2015, 10:34 PM
Nov 2015

...Ted did not reproduce 17 times.

The thought of sex with Cruz would be a very effective argument for celibacy.

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