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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTed Cruz on condoms, women, and why he's glad he wraps up little Teddy
VIDEO @ the URL below.Ted Cruz Yearns for His Glory Days in College, When Condoms Were Given Away Like Candy
http://gawker.com/ted-cruz-yearns-for-his-glory-days-in-college-when-con-1745368723?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Jiminy Cricket! began Ted Cruz, preparing to give a diatribe on his nostalgia for the easygoing availability of contraceptives at his alma mater, Princeton.
During a speech at a town hall in Iowa during which he meant, ostensibly, to debunk the war on women, the Texas senator and Republican presidential candidate took some time instead to connect the issue to the availability of condoms.
When the war on women came up, Republicans would curl up in a ball, theyd say dont hurt me! Jiminy Cricket! This is a made up, nonsense example. Last I checked, we dont have a rubber shortage in America. When I was in college we had a machine in the bathroom, you put 50 cents in and voilà!
...Cruz even suggested that he too enjoys the benefits of condoms, himself. As I noted, Heidi and I, we have two little girls. Im very glad we dont have 17.
http://gawker.com/ted-cruz-yearns-for-his-glory-days-in-college-when-con-1745368723?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Jiminy Cricket! began Ted Cruz, preparing to give a diatribe on his nostalgia for the easygoing availability of contraceptives at his alma mater, Princeton.
During a speech at a town hall in Iowa during which he meant, ostensibly, to debunk the war on women, the Texas senator and Republican presidential candidate took some time instead to connect the issue to the availability of condoms.
When the war on women came up, Republicans would curl up in a ball, theyd say dont hurt me! Jiminy Cricket! This is a made up, nonsense example. Last I checked, we dont have a rubber shortage in America. When I was in college we had a machine in the bathroom, you put 50 cents in and voilà!
...Cruz even suggested that he too enjoys the benefits of condoms, himself. As I noted, Heidi and I, we have two little girls. Im very glad we dont have 17.
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Ted Cruz on condoms, women, and why he's glad he wraps up little Teddy (Original Post)
Miles Archer
Nov 2015
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Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)1. This one is sick, I hope he does not have any guns.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)2. Ewww! Just Ewww!
Crystalite
(164 posts)3. I know! Ewwww! Now I picture a penis with Cruz's head on the end of it!
EWWWWWWWW!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)5. Wearing a hat, of course...
Crystalite
(164 posts)7. Well THAT's all the birth control he should need.
I mean, what lover who sees THAT is gonna stick around?
I kinda like the hat tho.
Imma get one of those, size medium.
wendylaroux
(2,925 posts)4. what is up with
his nose? appears to be very damaged,along with his mind.
Initech
(100,063 posts)6. That is way too much information!
LuvNewcastle
(16,844 posts)8. Just the thought of Ted Cruz's noonoo makes me shake and gag.
Blue Owl
(50,349 posts)9. Tiny Ted
n/t
3catwoman3
(23,973 posts)10. I, too, am very glad...
...Ted did not reproduce 17 times.
The thought of sex with Cruz would be a very effective argument for celibacy.
Lochloosa
(16,063 posts)12. Do they really make them that small?