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cali

(114,904 posts)
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:30 AM Nov 2015

I have fallen in love with American names

This article reminded me of a S. Benet poem of that name:

Vermont Place Names: From Ticklenaked Pond To Horseneck Island

http://digital.vpr.net/post/vermont-place-names-ticklenaked-pond-horseneck-island

Here's part of this poem:

I have fallen in love with American names,
The sharp names that never get fat,
The snakeskin-titles of mining-claims,
The plumed war-bonnet of Medicine Hat,
Tucson and Deadwood and Lost Mule Flat.

What are some of the weird/wonderful names in your state?

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I have fallen in love with American names (Original Post) cali Nov 2015 OP
Truth or Consequences (T or C) New Mexico ALBliberal Nov 2015 #1
Oh, that featured in last week's episode of Doctor Who! Nye Bevan Nov 2015 #7
Message auto-removed Name removed Nov 2015 #17
Ralph Edwards trof Nov 2015 #89
Home of Cactus Jack ProudToBeBlueInRhody Nov 2015 #102
Yeehaw Junction. Fort Lonesome. Intercession City. Christmas. Cross City. Neptune Beach. Frostproof. Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2015 #2
Yeehaw Junction..I love that. Michigan has a Christmas too. nt sufrommich Nov 2015 #13
Yeah, it's actually a great place to pee on a long Florida Turnpike drive. Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2015 #25
Mom and I had some damn good catfish there once. KamaAina Nov 2015 #61
Michigan also has a Hell, about three and half miles SW of Pinckney. tclambert Nov 2015 #85
This one? KamaAina Nov 2015 #97
Yeehaw Junction sounds like it was a made-up name of a town in a 1960s TV show. Arugula Latte Nov 2015 #91
Message auto-removed Name removed Nov 2015 #19
Frostproof and Two Egg also come to mind. lpbk2713 Nov 2015 #27
I love that name.. yeehaw Liberal_in_LA Nov 2015 #111
CT, I fear, is rather staid and dull when it comes to names... First Speaker Nov 2015 #3
Oh, come on. The original Podunk is in Connecticut. KamaAina Nov 2015 #62
How could I have missed that...? First Speaker Nov 2015 #114
Ours are good for giggles Tree-Hugger Nov 2015 #4
Penn. has an Intercourse, too? dixiegrrrrl Nov 2015 #82
Yep Tree-Hugger Nov 2015 #99
It's not too far from Paradise PA, in fact. But if you make a wrong turn, you can find yourself struggle4progress Nov 2015 #120
"Intercourse is named for an intersection, which was called an "intercourse" at the time" dixiegrrrrl Nov 2015 #87
I dunno Tree-Hugger Nov 2015 #101
Your brilliance made my head explode. phylny Nov 2015 #152
Florida has a many that are just fun to say FLPanhandle Nov 2015 #5
Okefenokee Cassiopeia Nov 2015 #72
I haven't heard anyone talk about WeWa in ages. historylovr Nov 2015 #113
Castle Danger, Mountain Iron, Blue Earth, Ball Club, Federal Dam, Young America, Marble, Brickbat Nov 2015 #6
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And Blooming Prairie. Brickbat Nov 2015 #26
Message auto-removed Name removed Nov 2015 #22
Yellow Medicine, Pipestone, Savage, Wanda... geardaddy Nov 2015 #75
Don't forget Climax and Fertile. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2015 #106
Nowthen, Kiester, Echo, Harmony, Dent, Cosmos Thor_MN Nov 2015 #171
Why, Arizona Ptah Nov 2015 #8
and Tombstone Kali Nov 2015 #69
I like Shiprock, New Mexico. Ptah Nov 2015 #150
In Mississippi: LuvNewcastle Nov 2015 #9
Mississippi itself is a fun name to say. nt FLPanhandle Nov 2015 #10
My favorite on the just plain fun to say list... MindPilot Nov 2015 #29
I liked the way it was pronounced in Bugs Bunny cartoons Art_from_Ark Nov 2015 #184
Bad Axe,Michigan. nt sufrommich Nov 2015 #11
That's fantastic cali Nov 2015 #31
It was named by surveyors who found a damaged axe nearby, but sufrommich Nov 2015 #39
This message was self-deleted by its author sufrommich Nov 2015 #38
Texas TexasBushwhacker Nov 2015 #12
my fave... Javaman Nov 2015 #16
My wife was born in Kermit but raised in Palestine. hobbit709 Nov 2015 #58
I used to live about ten miles from Dimebox.! Cute little place to visit back then. nt ladyVet Nov 2015 #126
One of my college roommates used to go there TexasBushwhacker Nov 2015 #157
Whon, Texas. kentauros Nov 2015 #166
Then there's Mexia TexasBushwhacker Nov 2015 #169
Bigfoot, TX Justitia Nov 2015 #177
Colorado where I lived for many years.. towns that are real Ichingcarpenter Nov 2015 #14
Message auto-removed Name removed Nov 2015 #24
I am post 14 you are 19 Ichingcarpenter Nov 2015 #30
Weed, California - But nothing in the World beats Fucking, Austria snooper2 Nov 2015 #15
there is a Weed, New Mexico too. Kali Nov 2015 #70
Is that with or without the comma? n/t DFW Nov 2015 #123
In Kentucky... Tom_Foolery Nov 2015 #18
big bone lick reddread Nov 2015 #68
Yeah, I think Big Bone Lick butts against Beaver Lick... Tom_Foolery Nov 2015 #93
right there on Highway 69 reddread Nov 2015 #105
Can't top that... Tom_Foolery Nov 2015 #109
How 'bout Rabbit Hash (KY) on the O-hi-o River; population about 300. liam_laddie Nov 2015 #132
I've heard about it... Tom_Foolery Nov 2015 #134
Colorado Buzz Clik Nov 2015 #20
Message auto-removed Name removed Nov 2015 #28
OMG! I just discovered Timbuktu is in CA NV Whino Nov 2015 #23
Not to mention Lost Angels... malthaussen Nov 2015 #45
I was gonna post Rough And Ready. I had a neighbor from there. Hassin Bin Sober Nov 2015 #49
And I bet Bad Axe was a typo NV Whino Nov 2015 #51
Dunmovin ... I suspect that someone just got tired of movin' West!...lol..n/t annabanana Nov 2015 #50
Yeah, I loved that one. NV Whino Nov 2015 #53
Needles always stuck with me me b zola Nov 2015 #180
Humptulips, WA. lumberjack_jeff Nov 2015 #32
Love Humptulips cali Nov 2015 #41
Tokeland is now pretty appropriate, isn't it? dixiegrrrrl Nov 2015 #48
You can spot out-of-state people in Oregon by how they say Yachats. Shrike47 Nov 2015 #81
Or "Or-uh-gone", for that matter KamaAina Nov 2015 #117
More like meth-land but I understand your point. n/t lumberjack_jeff Nov 2015 #90
More but not the limit for Texas TexasProgresive Nov 2015 #33
Bug Tussle kentauros Nov 2015 #167
Climax. Octafish Nov 2015 #34
There are at least 3 climaxes in various states, malthaussen Nov 2015 #47
I uh...I do not avoid geographers, Mandrake. Octafish Nov 2015 #108
There will never be another film that good in the history of the universe. malthaussen Nov 2015 #130
We have lots around us with Algonquin (Lenape) Indian words/names dorkzilla Nov 2015 #35
Well, here in PA... Glassunion Nov 2015 #36
We posted about the same time malthaussen Nov 2015 #43
Don't forget Dublin or Moscow. Glassunion Nov 2015 #44
And Mexico. grntuscarora Nov 2015 #144
Can you squeeze this one in too? Peep. DebJ Nov 2015 #176
Pennsylvania is well-known for interesting names. malthaussen Nov 2015 #37
Western Pennsylvania has a lot of weird small towns. Some more that come to mind: femmocrat Nov 2015 #136
Show Low, Az panader0 Nov 2015 #40
Tillamook, Sisters, Dog Thief Point, Boring, Jetson, Drain, Swisshome, Dutch Oven Camp, Humbug Bluenorthwest Nov 2015 #42
Dutch Oven Camp? Lol Hassin Bin Sober Nov 2015 #55
And we've also got Wankers Corner! Lizzie Poppet Nov 2015 #84
The radio show "Satellite Sisters" rented a P.O. box in Sisters KamaAina Nov 2015 #116
The Western Slope of the Sierras is a gold mine (pun intended) for wacky names. Throd Nov 2015 #46
Alabama....2 places near me: dixiegrrrrl Nov 2015 #52
DG, you forgot Slapout, AL ... Whiskeytide Nov 2015 #122
I actually got lost and fund myself in Arab one time..,,famous for having huge outlet stores. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2015 #149
It's just a little North of the... Whiskeytide Nov 2015 #160
Grand poopah was Robert Shelton, if I recall. n/t dixiegrrrrl Nov 2015 #178
That was him. Whiskeytide Nov 2015 #179
btw - looked up Arab's origin... Whiskeytide Nov 2015 #124
Oregon places JEB Nov 2015 #54
Also: Maedhros Nov 2015 #135
Burp Hollow (OR) mcranor Nov 2015 #56
AZ: Bumble Bee, Bloody Basin Road phantom power Nov 2015 #57
Copperopolis, CA. Hell Hath No Fury Nov 2015 #59
For what it's worth... Xithras Nov 2015 #88
Yeah, the new downtown is -- Hell Hath No Fury Nov 2015 #112
Needmore, Arkansas... bvar22 Nov 2015 #60
Hey, don't forget ... Scuba Nov 2015 #183
Lake Chaubunagungamaug flamingdem Nov 2015 #63
Love it! grntuscarora Nov 2015 #142
I'll ask my mom, she used to say this all the time for laughs flamingdem Nov 2015 #151
Isn't Medicine Hat in Alberta? KamaAina Nov 2015 #64
This message was self-deleted by its author KamaAina Nov 2015 #65
It sure is. laundry_queen Nov 2015 #170
Moose Jaw was Al Capone's favorite getaway during Prohibition. KamaAina Nov 2015 #173
Ah yes. The tunnels. laundry_queen Nov 2015 #175
Montana.... LiberalLoner Nov 2015 #66
Houston, pronounced "how-stun" treestar Nov 2015 #67
Zzyzx, CA KamaAina Nov 2015 #71
I have passed that road! dixiegrrrrl Nov 2015 #77
In my home state of NC MynameisBlarney Nov 2015 #73
Hell, Paradise, Shiawassee, Ontonagon, Christmas, Whiskey Creek, catbyte Nov 2015 #74
And one from Hawai'i... KamaAina Nov 2015 #76
Exit 69, Big Beaver Rd roamer65 Nov 2015 #78
Dry Prong, LA KamaAina Nov 2015 #79
Koochichiching, Yellow Medicine, Pipestone, Tower, Blue Earth, Big Stone, Crow Wing geardaddy Nov 2015 #80
Here in Arkansas, we have Toad Suck missingthebigdog Nov 2015 #83
Setting aside names like Booger Holler, I sorta like the name Petit Jean HereSince1628 Nov 2015 #141
Drove through Pickles Gap this morning. missingthebigdog Nov 2015 #145
Lots of Native American/Agonquin names on Long Island: KittyWampus Nov 2015 #86
Picabo, Idaho (PEEK-uh-boo) IDemo Nov 2015 #92
It was Ralph Edwards, creator of Truth or Consequences who had a contest. Zen Democrat Nov 2015 #94
Just over the state line is Zzyzx. Spitfire of ATJ Nov 2015 #95
Hundreds (thousands?) of Spanish language place names. Shhh, don't tell TRUMP et al. UTUSN Nov 2015 #96
Ninety Six, SC KamaAina Nov 2015 #98
Dave Van Ronk had a whole song called "Garden State Stomp" KamaAina Nov 2015 #100
Manunka Chunk, New Jersey Jim Lane Nov 2015 #103
French Lick, Indiana or Climax, Michigan B Calm Nov 2015 #104
French Lick is not far from Santa Claus, Indiana. Scuba Nov 2015 #181
Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington State... Johnyawl Nov 2015 #107
Tarzana . Lots angeles area developed by Edgar rice buroughs Liberal_in_LA Nov 2015 #110
LOL Aerows Nov 2015 #115
I consider Benet a brilliant and underrated writer struggle4progress Nov 2015 #118
I wholeheartedly agree. cali Nov 2015 #119
I have always loved The Mountan Whippoorwill missingthebigdog Nov 2015 #154
Twenty-Nine Palms CA. Accident MD. Tick Bite NC. Rising Star TX. struggle4progress Nov 2015 #121
Carl and Social Circle - Georgia Iris Nov 2015 #125
Nanty Glo in PA. grntuscarora Nov 2015 #127
Assawoman Bay jberryhill Nov 2015 #128
ROFLMAO!!! Texasgal Nov 2015 #159
Well send him home where he belongs, and shame on you jberryhill Nov 2015 #163
I know..I know... Texasgal Nov 2015 #164
Knockemstiff, Ohio. OilemFirchen Nov 2015 #129
Some from my home state, North Carolina: ladyVet Nov 2015 #131
And remember Lizard Lick. Tipperary Nov 2015 #133
There is a Honolulu in NC! KamaAina Nov 2015 #137
We lived in Bat Cave for a little while when I was a kid Fumesucker Nov 2015 #140
Angelica, Ballston Spa, Blooming Grove, LiberalElite Nov 2015 #138
Reminds me of this Johnny Cash song (with lyrics): LiberalElite Nov 2015 #139
Hey, Cali, good to see you back. Blue_In_AK Nov 2015 #143
Alaska has some good names Blue_In_AK Nov 2015 #146
Birdsnest, VA and Tightsqueeze, VA marions ghost Nov 2015 #147
jump off joe creek hopemountain Nov 2015 #148
Texas has some really weird places Texasgal Nov 2015 #153
Hey, there's a restaurant in Snook that serves TexasBushwhacker Nov 2015 #158
Has Kevin been to Bacon? KamaAina Nov 2015 #190
Tom Waits has mentioned his love for American town names and how they help his songs Recursion Nov 2015 #155
The town of Barbecue located in Barbecue Township, North Carolina - right down the road a holler nc4bo Nov 2015 #156
Petaluma... yuiyoshida Nov 2015 #161
I'm sure every state has some great place names A Little Weird Nov 2015 #162
My sister once lived near a Milk Porridge Road. I was jealous, pnwmom Nov 2015 #165
The Story of Evangeline's Empty Grave: A Louisiana Tale Oilwellian Nov 2015 #168
Washington State is border-to-border with cool names. Native American, mostly. Aristus Nov 2015 #172
Optimistic Oregon towns: Lakeview, where there is often no lake bhikkhu Nov 2015 #174
The river flowing through my hometown is called Housatonic. Act_of_Reparation Nov 2015 #182
I know it well. cali Nov 2015 #185
Properly pronounced "ooze-a-tonic". KamaAina Nov 2015 #186
I lived up north. Act_of_Reparation Nov 2015 #187
The capital of Minnesota was originally known as Pig's Eye. KamaAina Nov 2015 #188
The villages of Nasty, Ugley and Shellow Bowells muriel_volestrangler Nov 2015 #189

ALBliberal

(2,333 posts)
1. Truth or Consequences (T or C) New Mexico
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:35 AM
Nov 2015

the town was originally Hot Springs NM but renamed when the old Bob Barker game show filmed an episode there.

Response to ALBliberal (Reply #1)

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,134 posts)
2. Yeehaw Junction. Fort Lonesome. Intercession City. Christmas. Cross City. Neptune Beach. Frostproof.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:36 AM
Nov 2015

Not to mention some of the cool Native American names: Micanopy, Okahumpa, Apalachicola.

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,134 posts)
25. Yeah, it's actually a great place to pee on a long Florida Turnpike drive.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:53 AM
Nov 2015

They do have the historic Desert Inn (not really in a desert, but it's scrubland, so I guess it's close). I've haven't been there yet though, although it was a setting in one of Tim Dorsey's wacky Florida based novels.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Inn_and_Restaurant

tclambert

(11,084 posts)
85. Michigan also has a Hell, about three and half miles SW of Pinckney.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:52 PM
Nov 2015

(Of course, the real Hell is 214 miles SSE of Pinckney.)

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
97. This one?
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 03:29 PM
Nov 2015


(Of course, the real Hell is 214 miles SSE of Pinckney.)


"Go south until you smell it, then east until you step in it."

Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #2)

First Speaker

(4,858 posts)
3. CT, I fear, is rather staid and dull when it comes to names...
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:37 AM
Nov 2015

...old English names, some Indian...the most eccentric we get is stuff like Tariffville and Baltic. Though we do have Lamentation Mountain, where returning Revolutionary veterans who caught smallpox had to live out their lives, unable to return home...

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
82. Penn. has an Intercourse, too?
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:47 PM
Nov 2015

too funny....we have a town in Ala. named that.

Either someone had fun traveling and naming, or the term means something else and was quite common years ago.

Tree-Hugger

(3,369 posts)
99. Yep
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 03:31 PM
Nov 2015

Do you have an Amish population down there? Our towns of Intercourse, Blue Ball, and Bird-in-Hand were named by the Amish. Virginville, too.

struggle4progress

(118,201 posts)
120. It's not too far from Paradise PA, in fact. But if you make a wrong turn, you can find yourself
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 06:18 PM
Nov 2015

at Blue Ball or at Bird in Hand

Really

These jokes almost write themselves

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
87. "Intercourse is named for an intersection, which was called an "intercourse" at the time"
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:54 PM
Nov 2015

just found that on the web.

Intersting.

But.....Blue Ball....

Tree-Hugger

(3,369 posts)
101. I dunno
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 03:33 PM
Nov 2015

I guess if you didn't get into Intercourse, you'd be stuck in Blue Ball, which would eventually lead to Bird-in-Hand.

FLPanhandle

(7,107 posts)
5. Florida has a many that are just fun to say
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:39 AM
Nov 2015

Wewahitchka (locals just call it WeWa)

Apalachicola

Steinhatchee

Mossy Head

Homosassa

Chassahowitka

Kissimmee

historylovr

(1,557 posts)
113. I haven't heard anyone talk about WeWa in ages.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 05:30 PM
Nov 2015

Fished there with my aunt and uncle a few times when I was a kid.

Chattahoochee is another fun name.

Brickbat

(19,339 posts)
6. Castle Danger, Mountain Iron, Blue Earth, Ball Club, Federal Dam, Young America, Marble,
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:40 AM
Nov 2015

Albert Lea, Sleepy Eye, Embarrass, Twig...

Response to Brickbat (Reply #6)

Response to Brickbat (Reply #6)

sufrommich

(22,871 posts)
39. It was named by surveyors who found a damaged axe nearby, but
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:11 PM
Nov 2015


there isn't a kid who grew up in Michigan who hasn't been told it was named for a crazed killer and believed it

Response to sufrommich (Reply #11)

hobbit709

(41,694 posts)
58. My wife was born in Kermit but raised in Palestine.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:55 PM
Nov 2015

There's Gun Barrel City, Concrete, Uncertain, Notrees.

TexasBushwhacker

(20,120 posts)
157. One of my college roommates used to go there
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 10:27 PM
Nov 2015

to go country western dancing.

I read that they came up with the name because the town was so tiny it didn't have a post office. They did have a mailbox though, so if you wanted to mail a letter, you put it in the box with a dime.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
166. Whon, Texas.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:44 PM
Nov 2015

I'd read somewhere that it was named thusly because the locals didn't know how to spell "Juan"

The excerpt below simply says it's the "Anglicized" spelling.

[font size="3"]WHON, TEXAS[/font]
Whon is at the junction of Farm Road 2633 and county road LR, in far southeastern Coleman County. Its name is an Anglicized version of Juan, the name of a Mexican cowboy who once lived on the McCain Ranch. Sam H. McCain bought Mrs. Wagie Cooper's half section on Camp Creek in 1903, and Mrs. McCain became postmistress the same year. Tom Holmes built the first house, and Jackson Lindsay was the first schoolteacher. By the 1920s the town had a cotton gin, a public school and teacherage, two churches, and a number of stores and businesses. During Prohibition, the countryside along the Colorado River south of Whon was a popular hideout for bootleggers. As small-scale cotton farming in the area decreased, the community began to decline. In 1940 Whon had a store, a post office, and sixty people; by 1949 the population had dropped to thirty. The town was relatively isolated until 1967, when the first paved road reached the community. The population was estimated at fifteen in 1966. The post office, which had become a unique drive-in facility in 1961, was still operating in the 1980s. A number of old structures, including the teacherage and the remains of the McCain family's dugout home, were still standing. At one time Whon was thought to be at the exact center of the state, until a surveyor's error of ten miles was discovered. Through 2000 the population was still reported at fifteen.

Ichingcarpenter

(36,988 posts)
14. Colorado where I lived for many years.. towns that are real
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:46 AM
Nov 2015

been to through 5 out of 10 of these towns in Colorado



Spook City

Fearnowville

Wideawake

Wondervu


Troublesome


Plastic

Old Roach

http://www.westword.com/news/photos-ten-weirdest-names-of-colorado-towns-5877743

Response to Ichingcarpenter (Reply #14)

Ichingcarpenter

(36,988 posts)
30. I am post 14 you are 19
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:01 PM
Nov 2015

yeah . .. parents bought a house in Crested Butte
in 1969..... for $8000 dollars ......

lived in Colorado for many, many years.

liam_laddie

(1,321 posts)
132. How 'bout Rabbit Hash (KY) on the O-hi-o River; population about 300.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 07:34 PM
Nov 2015

The current mayor is Lucy Lou, a brunette&white border collie, elected in 2008.
She may run for President in 2016, per an announcement this past September.

 

Buzz Clik

(38,437 posts)
20. Colorado
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:50 AM
Nov 2015

Manitou Springs
Berthoud
Buena Vista
Denver
Wolf Creek Pass
Salida


Not as interesting as Ticklenaked whatsis

Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #20)

NV Whino

(20,886 posts)
23. OMG! I just discovered Timbuktu is in CA
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:51 AM
Nov 2015

California (CA)

- Angels Camp
- Arcade
- Avocado
- Badwater
- Benbow
- Bummerville
- Burnt Ranch
- Challenge
- Cool
- Copperopolis - (Say that five times fast)
- Crater Butte
- Devils Den
- Doghouse Junction
- Dunmovin
- Forks of Salmon
- Fort Dick
- French Camp
- Fruitland (This is fitting for California!)
- Greenacres
- Happy Camp
- Hellhole Palms - (Nice weekend get away)
- Hercules
- Idlewind
- Last Chance
- Los Baños (Translated: The Baths, also The Bathroom)
- Los Gatos (Translated: The Cats)
- Mecca
- Mineral King
- Mormon Bar
- Nice
- Paradise
- Peanut
- Poopout Hill
- Rainbow
- Roads End
- Rough and Ready
- Shafter
- Skyforest
- Sleepy Hollow
- Squabbletown
- Surprise
- Teakettle Junction
- The City
- Timbuktoo - (Translated: Mother with a large navel)
- Toad Town
- Vacaville - (Vaca is 'cow' in Spanish)
- Walnut
- Weed - (Enjoy WEED California)
- Wimp
- Whisky Basin
- You Bet
- Yreka (Not to be confused with Eureka)
- Zzyzx

Hassin Bin Sober

(26,308 posts)
49. I was gonna post Rough And Ready. I had a neighbor from there.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:40 PM
Nov 2015

I have a friend who grew up in Bad Axe Michigan (posted up thread)

 

lumberjack_jeff

(33,224 posts)
32. Humptulips, WA.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:05 PM
Nov 2015

Many (Most?) of the towns in Washington carry the names given by the first peoples.
Tokeland
Skamokawa
Nooksack
Chewela
Hoquiam (prounounced "Ho-quim&quot
Sequim (pronounced "Skwim&quot
Puyallup (prounounced "Pew-al-up&quot

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
48. Tokeland is now pretty appropriate, isn't it?
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:34 PM
Nov 2015

I used to have hours of quiet amusement watching out of state news casters try to pronounce Sequim and Puyallup.

TexasProgresive

(12,153 posts)
33. More but not the limit for Texas
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:06 PM
Nov 2015

Venus, TX
Earth, TX
Wink, TX
Dish, TX
Flower Mound, TX
Snook, TX

Not a town but a place- Devil’s Backbone

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
167. Bug Tussle
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:57 PM
Nov 2015
[font size="3"]Bug Tussle[/font]
Bug Tussle is at the junction of Farm Road 1550 and State Highway 34, ten miles south of Honey Grove and five miles north of Ladonia in southeastern Fannin County. The community was initially called Truss, after John Truss, who settled there. It was founded in the 1890s and had a post office in 1893–94. Later the town's name was changed to Bug Tussle. At least three explanations exist for this unusual name. The most popular is that the name commemorated an invasion of bugs that spoiled a church ice cream social. A variation on this anecdote suggests that the relatively isolated spot, long popular as a site of Sunday school picnics, offered little else for picnickers to do after they ate than watch the bugs tussle. A third story tells of an argument between two old-time residents who wanted to change the name of the town. Their attention was diverted by the spectacle of two tumblebugs fighting. "Look at those bugs tussle," one reportedly remarked, thus settling the argument and rechristening the town. More than seventy Bug Tussle highway signs have been stolen over the years, and for a time it was fashionable for couples to come there to be married, just so that they could say they had been wed in Bug Tussle. Bug Tussle reported only six residents by 1962, but experienced a brief renaissance when the David Graham Hall foundation took a fifteen-year lease on the downtown area in order to restore it. From 1966 to the mid-1980s the renovated town, sometimes called West Bug Tussle, had a population of thirty and capitalized on its unusual name by producing a number of souvenir items under the "Made in Bug Tussle, Texas" logo. In 1990 its population was reported as fifteen.


malthaussen

(17,174 posts)
47. There are at least 3 climaxes in various states,
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:32 PM
Nov 2015

plus a number of variations on the word. I guess we know what the old explorers had on their minds.

-- Mal

malthaussen

(17,174 posts)
130. There will never be another film that good in the history of the universe.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 07:19 PM
Nov 2015

For one thing, I doubt any actor now could pull off playing three roles in the same flick.

-- Mal

dorkzilla

(5,141 posts)
35. We have lots around us with Algonquin (Lenape) Indian words/names
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:08 PM
Nov 2015

Tuckahoe, Ossining (an approximation of Sint Sinck or SingSing), Chappaqua, Mamaroneck, Mohegan. There are lots of Dutch names like Sleepy Hollow (Slapr Havn or "secondary harbor”), Tarrytown (Tarew Dorp or wheat town. Washington Irving said the name came from unhappy wives who’s husbands “tarried” too long in the pub after bringing their wheat to the warf), Yonkers (jonkheer, an honorarium for entry-level nobility) and other interesting names.

We even have a Valhalla nearby, which was originally called Kensico but the was changed because the first postmaster’s wife was a big Wagner fan. Ironically most of the town is now permanent home to a lot of dead people as it houses Gate of Heaven cemetery, Kensico Cemetery and Sharon Gardens, and a good many famous ones including Babe Ruth, Billy Burke, WW Denslow, Rachmaninoff and many many others.

Here is a web address naming some notable interred therein https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kensico_Cemetery , in case your next trip to NY finds you with a couple of hours to spare among the headstones. I prefer hanging out with Washington Irving at Sleepy Hollow Cemetery!

Edited to add - NY has some really boring town names compared to other states! We do have Coxsackie - surely that must slightly funny. Its no Climax, I’ll grant you...

Glassunion

(10,201 posts)
36. Well, here in PA...
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:08 PM
Nov 2015
Virginville, which is not too far from Intercourse, but it should be next to Blue Ball, as there is no Climax, or even closer still it should be to New Beaver, and far from Big Beaver, which should be near Porkey, but personally I have more of a Desire to Mount Bethel... But I go on too long. Time for me to run down to the Corner Store, as I'm working on a Bath Addition.

Fear not for we too have a Jersey Shore.

malthaussen

(17,174 posts)
43. We posted about the same time
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:21 PM
Nov 2015

I used to live down the street from Beaver College, which changed its name when it got an Internet domain because, well, because. Lovely place, but the new name is boring.
And we forgot Bird-in-Hand. Fortunately, it was mentioned upthread.

-- Mal

malthaussen

(17,174 posts)
37. Pennsylvania is well-known for interesting names.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:09 PM
Nov 2015

Within a few miles of each other (in deeply religious Amish territory), we have Intercourse, Blue Ball, and Virginville. A bit farther down the railroad is Jerkwater. And then there is Mars, which is near Pittsburgh. And the Wyoming Valley is in PA, too, which might be a mite confusing... I also like Brandywine, but I'm a Tolkien fan.

Illinois has Florid, and Indiana Normal. I've always liked those names, too.

-- Mal

femmocrat

(28,394 posts)
136. Western Pennsylvania has a lot of weird small towns. Some more that come to mind:
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 08:21 PM
Nov 2015

California
Loving
Tire Hill
Hunker
Ogletown
Peanut
Red Onion
Scalp Level
Paint
Yukon
Revloc and Colver (get it?)
North East (which in in the NW corner)
Moon


I'll probably think of a couple dozen more!

panader0

(25,816 posts)
40. Show Low, Az
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:13 PM
Nov 2015

From wiki:
According to a legend, the city's unusual name[4][5] resulted from a marathon poker game between Corydon E. Cooley and Marion Clark.

The two men were equal partners in a 100,000-acre (400 km2) ranch; however, the partners determined that there was not enough room for both of them in their settlement, and agreed to settle the issue over a game of poker (with the winner taking the ranch and the loser leaving).

After the game seemed to have no winner in sight, Clark said, "If you can show low, you win." In response, Cooley turned up the deuce of clubs (the lowest possible card) and replied, "Show low it is."[6]

As a tribute to the legend, Show Low's main street is named "Deuce of Clubs" in remembrance.[

Welcome back cali.

 

Bluenorthwest

(45,319 posts)
42. Tillamook, Sisters, Dog Thief Point, Boring, Jetson, Drain, Swisshome, Dutch Oven Camp, Humbug
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:19 PM
Nov 2015

Mountain, Johnny Cake Mountain, Funny Bug Basin, Donner and Blitzen River.

 

Lizzie Poppet

(10,164 posts)
84. And we've also got Wankers Corner!
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:50 PM
Nov 2015

Along with North Powder (nothing special...until you consider there's no East, South, or West Powder...or just Powder), Ragic and and Ekoms (two post offices near each other...and the names spelled backwards are "cigar smoke&quot , Gouge Eye, Mount Fanny (a-hem...), Negro Ben Mountain (yes, the name used to be even worse...), and Three Fingered Jack.

I do love my weird-ass state!

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
116. The radio show "Satellite Sisters" rented a P.O. box in Sisters
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 05:47 PM
Nov 2015

It was five actual sisters living in various parts of the world chatting about sister stuff.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
52. Alabama....2 places near me:
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:43 PM
Nov 2015

Scratch Ankle ( also know as Franklin sometimes, and mentioned in Harper Lee's new book)

Burnt Corn

and we have towns named Arab ( still trying to figure that one out)
and
Intercourse.

Plus the long list of Indian names: Creek and Cherokee

Ufaula, Opelika, Notasulga, Hightogy, Wedowee, Weogufka, Wetumpka,
Tuscumbia (Helen Keller's birthplace),
Tuscaloosa, ( Roll Tide!!!!) AND once the center of the biggest KKK infestation.
Letohatchee, Clayhatchee, Loachapoka ("Turtle Sitting Place&quot , Arbacoochee, Hatchechubbee, Chunnenuggee,
Pushmataha ("Messenger of Death&quot , Fakit Chipunta


Whiskeytide

(4,459 posts)
122. DG, you forgot Slapout, AL ...
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 06:41 PM
Nov 2015

... apparently named for the owner of the general store years ago who never kept sufficient inventory on hand and would tell people he was "slap out" of whatever they wanted.

Smut Eye, AL - named for a nearby blacksmith's smoky operation that, apparently, irritated the eyes.

And Boar Tush, AL - originally Boar Tusk, and someone must have thought it was funny to mispronounce it -- and then it stuck.

And then there's "Opp, AL" - no idea, but they are famous for their rattlesnakes.

Arab, by the way is pronounced "AHAY-rab" - and they'll surely make you as a Yankee if you mispronounce it. Much like they will in nearby Reform, AL - if you don't call it "REE-form", that is.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
149. I actually got lost and fund myself in Arab one time..,,famous for having huge outlet stores.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 09:39 PM
Nov 2015

and if I remember correctly, it was at the foot of some switchback hills.
So I was really surprised a few years later to hear a tornado had hit it. Tornadoes normally need flat areas to ramp up in.

Whiskeytide

(4,459 posts)
160. It's just a little North of the...
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 10:54 PM
Nov 2015

... Meridian MS to Tuscaloosa to B'ham to Gadsden tornado alley. Can get dicey.

You mentioned the klan in Tuscaloosa where I grew up. I went to Jr high with the son of the grand poopah at the time (or so it was rumored - things like that were never confirmed). Didn't know him well, and he ended up in private school after the 9th grade and I completely lost track of him. I understood he was not happy being known for his dad. I had really forgotten about that until your post.

Whiskeytide

(4,459 posts)
179. That was him.
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 08:10 AM
Nov 2015

Can't believe I forgot that name - especially considering he Donald murder and the SPLC's civil suit. Should have looked it up before I posted.

I had also heard about the "headquarters" property later seized in the lawsuit and knew people who claimed to have seen it - but no one could really describe where it was. Weird trip down memory lane.

Whiskeytide

(4,459 posts)
124. btw - looked up Arab's origin...
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 06:59 PM
Nov 2015

... lore has it that it was an attempt to name it after a man who lived there or perhaps founded it - named Arad Thompson. The sign maker messed up the sign- but they just put it up anyway.

 

Hell Hath No Fury

(16,327 posts)
59. Copperopolis, CA.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 12:57 PM
Nov 2015

Located in the gold country foothills of CA, it is a small ex-mining towns The name really fires my imagination. The guy who founded and named the own was really thinking big.

Xithras

(16,191 posts)
88. For what it's worth...
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:59 PM
Nov 2015

Copperopolis was originally known as Copper Canyon because the town sits on a massive copper deposit. During the Civil War, the cost of copper skyrocketed, people flooded in, and the town became extremely wealthy. The town was renamed Copperopolis because they thought it was going to be a permanent major city (Copperopolis supplied something like 80% of the copper used by the Union during the Civil War). When the war ended and copper prices collapsed, so did Copperopolis.

Nowadays it's home to a bunch of tweakers, a Disneyfied "downtown" that was supposed to be the core of a major housing development that failed during the real estate implosion (the original downtown was too "run down" looking, so the developer built a new fake downtown), retirees hiding behind the walls of their gated communities, and a handful of small family ranchers and vineyards. One of those vineyards is owned by a close friend of mine.

 

Hell Hath No Fury

(16,327 posts)
112. Yeah, the new downtown is --
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 05:27 PM
Nov 2015

pretty gross, I actually much prefer the old run down one. As much as I love the idea of living in a town called "Copperopolis", it's just a little too far afield for my taste. Cool about the friend with the vineyard! I wasn't too sure what the populace was like -- I'd always wondered who was living there these days.

bvar22

(39,909 posts)
60. Needmore, Arkansas...
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:21 PM
Nov 2015

Embarrass, MN.

---some of the most beautiful, and fun to say names, are in are Wisconsin
Menomonie, WIsconsin

Eau CLaire, Wisconsin


Dry Prong, Louisiana

Waterproof, Louisiana


The really cool names in Louisiana are all south of I-10, in the Kajan Lands:

Opelousas

Delacroix Island (mentioned in a Bob Dylan song)

Grand Cheniere

Thibodeaux

You must hear the locals pronounce the names of their towns in South Louisiana before you can fully appreciate them.



HI, Cali.
You sound fresh and relaxed.
Good to see/hear/ read your posts again.

 

Scuba

(53,475 posts)
183. Hey, don't forget ...
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 10:09 AM
Nov 2015

Oconomowoc

Viroqua

Winneconne

Coon Valley

Poy Sippi

Minocqua

Boaz

Baraboo

Spooner

Cadott

Mukwonago

Ashwaubenon

And while it's not actually a town ....


flamingdem

(39,308 posts)
63. Lake Chaubunagungamaug
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:25 PM
Nov 2015

Lake Chaubunagungamaug, also known as Webster Lake, is a lake in the town of Webster, Massachusetts, United States. It is located near the Connecticut border and has a surface area of 1,442 acres (5.84 km2). Since 1921, the lake has also been known by a much longer name having 45 letters: Lake Char­gogg­a­gogg­man­chaugg­a­gogg­chau­bun­a­gung­a­maugg.

grntuscarora

(1,249 posts)
142. Love it!
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 08:56 PM
Nov 2015

I hope my phonics holds up, but is it
Chaw-buh-na-gun-ga-mawg, accent on "gun"? What does it translate to, and is it a Wampanoag name?

I love the Native American place names.

flamingdem

(39,308 posts)
151. I'll ask my mom, she used to say this all the time for laughs
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 09:45 PM
Nov 2015

and could do the long version!

The best part is the meaning "You stay on your side of the lake and I'll stay on mine" or something like that.

Response to KamaAina (Reply #64)

laundry_queen

(8,646 posts)
170. It sure is.
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 12:44 AM
Nov 2015

And Moose Jaw is in Saskatchewan. (Love saying both those names).

Another fun one to say:
Tuktoyaktuk

LiberalLoner

(9,761 posts)
66. Montana....
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:27 PM
Nov 2015

Helena was originally known as "Last Chance Gulch"
Two Dot
Hungry Horse (with a totally true story behind it)
A foothill named "Scratch Gravel Hill" because the miners had only to scratch to find the gold.

treestar

(82,383 posts)
67. Houston, pronounced "how-stun"
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:28 PM
Nov 2015

and Newark, pronounced "New Ark."

Rehoboth, which is in the Bible somewhere

Two counties called Kent and Sussex, and Dover, a city in Kent, as it is in England.

The Murderkill River.

Also Assawoman Bay.

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
71. Zzyzx, CA
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:40 PM
Nov 2015

A favorite of ex-DUer KitchenWitch. Somewhere near Barstow on the edge of the desert where the drugs begin to take hold.

catbyte

(34,319 posts)
74. Hell, Paradise, Shiawassee, Ontonagon, Christmas, Whiskey Creek,
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:42 PM
Nov 2015

Tittabawassee, to name a few in Michigan.

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
76. And one from Hawai'i...
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:42 PM
Nov 2015


(it's pronounced "PAY-ay-PAY-ay" and should be spelled "Pe'epe'e" )

edit: I wonder if they serve pupus (appetizers) there?

roamer65

(36,744 posts)
78. Exit 69, Big Beaver Rd
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:44 PM
Nov 2015

Actually an exit on I-75 in Michigan.

Always reminds of the stuffed beaver scene from "the Naked Gun".

geardaddy

(24,926 posts)
80. Koochichiching, Yellow Medicine, Pipestone, Tower, Blue Earth, Big Stone, Crow Wing
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:47 PM
Nov 2015

Lake of the Woods, Otter Tail

missingthebigdog

(1,233 posts)
83. Here in Arkansas, we have Toad Suck
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:50 PM
Nov 2015

Between Memphis and Nashville, Tennessee, there is Bucksnort.

There is a small community in Kentucky named eighty eight.

And there is a George, Washington.

HereSince1628

(36,063 posts)
141. Setting aside names like Booger Holler, I sorta like the name Petit Jean
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 08:46 PM
Nov 2015

It's got a distinctly Arkansas sound to it.

 

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)
86. Lots of Native American/Agonquin names on Long Island:
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 01:53 PM
Nov 2015

Syosset
Massapequa
Poquot
Montauk
Amagansett
Setauket
Patchogue
Wyandanch
Ronkonkoma
Hauppauge
Commack
Cutchogue
Manhasset
Merrick
Mattituck
Mecox
Sagaponic
Yaphank
Corum


and…. CANARSIE (which means 'fenced in land')

AND…. places like Far Rockaway are bastardizations of Algonquin roots.

IDemo

(16,926 posts)
92. Picabo, Idaho (PEEK-uh-boo)
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 02:23 PM
Nov 2015

It's an American Indian name that means "shining waters" and was made famous by the U.S. Olympic skier Picabo Street, who was named after the town.

UTUSN

(70,636 posts)
96. Hundreds (thousands?) of Spanish language place names. Shhh, don't tell TRUMP et al.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 03:12 PM
Nov 2015

*********QUOTE********

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_place_names_of_Spanish_origin_in_the_United_States
[font size=5]List of place names of Spanish origin in the United States[/font]

States: Arizona, California, Colorado, Florida, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Texas, Utah

Territories: North Mariana Islands, Puerto Rico, American Virgin Islands

Counties: Alameda, Alamosa, Amador, Angelina, (and 100+ more)

Cities: (Hundreds)

*************UNQUOTE*************

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
100. Dave Van Ronk had a whole song called "Garden State Stomp"
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 03:32 PM
Nov 2015
http://www.metrolyrics.com/garden-state-stomp-lyrics-dave-van-ronk.html

Allamuchy, Hacklebarney, Rockaway, Piscataway
Ho-Ho-Kus, Secaucus, Lower Squankum, Fair Play
Wanamassa, Succasunna, Manumuskin, Plumbsock
BiValve, Buckshutem, Turkey Foot, Macanippock
Jugtown, Feebletown, Nummytown, Rahway...

Wickatunk, Manunka Chunk, Mantua, Mizpah
Manasquan, Raritan, Matawan, Totowa
Whippany, Parsippany, Penny Pot, Hackensack
Batsto, Nesco, Metedeconk, Peapack
Loch Arbour, Egg Harbor, Swinesburg, Caviar...

Cheesequake, Boy Scout Lake, Moonachie, Tenafly
Netcong, Watchung, Pluckemin, Mount Misery
Bardonia, Ironia, Colonia, Weehawken
Manahawkin, Mantoloking, Mahalala, Pennsauken
Dutchtown, Ironbound, Frelinghuysen, and Lodi...

Hardscrabble, Double Trouble, Picatinny, Montague
Muckshaw Pond, Oakanickon, Espanong, Ocean View
Navesink, Shabakunk, Ongs Hat, Jumbo
Wortendyke, Waterwitch Park, Blue Ball, Ringoes
Matchaponix, Delawanna, Wawayanda, Timbuctoo...

 

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)
103. Manunka Chunk, New Jersey
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 03:53 PM
Nov 2015

I've always assumed it was derived from a Native American name but a cursory search yields no etymological information.

struggle4progress

(118,201 posts)
118. I consider Benet a brilliant and underrated writer
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 05:53 PM
Nov 2015
American Names is a lovely poem and the source of the title Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee

I had stopped referencing it for a while due to the racist language in the fourth stanza, but then I learned that he had worked with Pauli Murray -- and that in her family memoir Proud Shoes she had written The title Proud Shoes is from a line written by Stephen Vincent Benet in 1934 about Paul Engle's first book of poetry, American Song: "Here is anew voice-and the voice of a new generation ... its clear incisive speech cuts deep into native ground. Here is somebody walking in America in proud shoes" -- and I think I won't worry about that further now

I wonder how many other book titles are taken from Benet lines

... he began with the simple things that everybody's known and felt -- the freshness of a fine morning when you're young, and the taste of food when you're hungry, and the new day that's every day when you're a child. He took them up and he turned them in his hands. They were good.things for any man. But without freedom, they sickened. And when he talked of those enslaved, and the sorrows of slavery, his voice got like a big bell. He talked of the early days of America and the men who had made those days ... He admitted all the wrong that had ever been done. But he showed how, out of the wrong and the right, the suffering and the starvations, something new had come ... Then he turned to Jabez Stone and showed him as he was -- an ordinary man who'd had hard luck and wanted to change it. And, because he'd wanted to change it, now he was going to be punished for all eternity. And yet there was good in Jabez Stone ... He was hard and mean, in some ways, but he was a man. There was sadness in being a man, but it was a proud thing too. And he showed what the pride of it was till you couldn't help feeling it ... And he wasn't pleading for any one person any more, though his voice rang like an organ. He was telling the story and the failures and the endless journey of mankind. They got tricked and trapped and bamboozled, but it was a great journey ... The light was getting gray in the room when Dan'l Webster finished. And his words came back at the end to New Hampshire ground, and the one spot of land that each man loves and clings to. He painted a picture of that, and to each one of that jury he spoke of things long forgotten ... "The defense rests," said Dan'l Webster ... Walter Butler rose in his place ... "We find for the defendant ... Perhaps 'tis not strictly in accordance with the evidence," he said, "but even the damned may salute the eloquence of Mr. Webster" ...
The Devil and Daniel Webster
The Saturday Evening Post
October 24, 1936
 

cali

(114,904 posts)
119. I wholeheartedly agree.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 06:12 PM
Nov 2015

And yes, the language is undoubtedly racist. I hesitated to post this due to that.

I think Litany for Dictatorships is so powerful and timeless.


For all those beaten, for the broken heads,
The fosterless, the simple, the oppressed,
The ghosts in the burning city of our time…

For those taken in rapid cars to the house and beaten
By the skillful boys with the rubber fists,
-Held down and beaten, the table cutting the loins
Or kicked in the groin and left, with the muscles jerking
Like a headless hen's on the floor of the slaughter-house
While they brought the next man in with his white eyes staring.
For those who still said "Red Front" or "God save the Crown!"
And for those who were not courageous
But were beaten nevertheless.
For those who spit out the bloody stumps of their teeth
Quietly in the hall,
Sleep well on stone or iron, watch for the time
And kill the guard in the privy before they die,
Those with the deep-socketed eyes and the lamp burning.

For those who carry the scars, who walk lame - for those
Whose nameless graves are made in the prison-yard
And the earth smoothed back before the morning and the lime scattered.

For those slain at once.
For those living through the months and years
Enduring, watching, hoping, going each day
To the work or the queue for meat or the secret club,
Living meanwhile, begetting children, smuggling guns,
And found and killed at the end like rats in a drain.

For those escaping
Incredibly into exile and wandering there.
For those who live in the small rooms of foreign cities
And who yet think of the country, the long green grass,
The childhood voices, the language, the way wind smelt then,
The shape of rooms, the coffee drunk at the table,
The talk with friends, the loved city, the waiter's face,
The gravestones, with the name, where they will not lie
Nor in any of that earth.
Their children are strangers.

For those who planned and were leaders and were beaten
And for those, humble and stupid, who had no plan
But were denounced, but were angry, but told a joke,
But could not explain, but were sent away to the camp,
But had their bodies shipped back in the sealed coffins,
"Died of pneumonia." "Died trying to escape."

For those growers of wheat who were shot by their own wheat-stacks,
For those growers of bread who were sent to the ice-locked wastes.
And their flesh remembers the fields.

For those denounced by their smug, horrible children
For a peppermint-star and the praise of the Perfect State,
For all those strangled, gelded or merely starved
To make perfect states; for the priest hanged in his cassock,
The Jew with his chest crushed in and his eyes dying,
The revolutionist lynched by the private guards
To make perfect states, in the names of the perfect states.

For those betrayed by the neigbours they shook hands with
And for the traitors, sitting in the hard chair
With the loose sweat crawling their hair and their fingers restless
As they tell the street and the house and the man's name.
And for those sitting at the table in the house
With the lamp lit and the plates and the smell of food,
Talking so quietly; when they hear the cars
And the knock at the door, and they look at each other quickly
And the woman goes to the door with a stiff face,
Smoothing her dress.
"We are all good citizens here. We believe in the Perfect State."

And that was the last time Tony or Karl or Shorty came to the house
And the family was liquidated later.
It was the last time.
We heard the shots in the night
But nobody knew next day what the trouble was
And a man must go to his work.
So I didn't see him
For three days, then, and me near out of my mind
And all the patrols on the streets with their dirty guns
And when he came back, he looked drunk, and the blood was on him.

For the women who mourn their dead in the secret night,
For the children taught to keep quiet, the old children,
The children spat-on at school.
For the wrecked laboratory,
The gutted house, the dunged picture, the pissed-in well
The naked corpse of Knowledge flung in the square
And no man lifting a hand and no man speaking.

For the cold of the pistol-butt and the bullet's heat,
For the ropes that choke, the manacles that bind,
The huge voice, metal, that lies from a thousand tubes
And the stuttering machine-gun that answers all.

For the man crucified on the crossed machine guns
Without name, without ressurection, without stars,
His dark head heavy with death and his flesh long sour
With the smell of his many prisons - John Smith, John Doe,
John Nobody - oh, crack your mind for his name!
Faceless as water, naked as the dust,
Dishonored as the earth the gas-shells poison
And barbarous with portent.
This is he.
This is the man they ate at the green table
Putting their gloves on ere they touched the meat.
This is the fruit of war, the fruit of peace,
The ripeness of invention, the new lamb,
The answer to the wisdom of the wise.
And still he hangs, and still he will not die
And still, on the steel city of our years
The light falls and the terrible blood streams down.

We thought we were done with these things but we were wrong.
We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
We thought the long train would run to the end of Time.
We thought the light would increase.
Now the long train stands derailed and the bandits loot it.
Now the boar and the asp have power in our time.
Now the night rolls back on the West and the night is solid.
Our fathers and ourselves sowed dragon's teeth.

Our children know and suffer the armed men.

missingthebigdog

(1,233 posts)
154. I have always loved The Mountan Whippoorwill
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 10:03 PM
Nov 2015

Up in the mountains, it's lonesome all the time,
(Sof' win' slewin' thu' the sweet-potato vine.)
Up in the mountains, it's lonesome for a child,
(Whippoorwills a-callin' when the sap runs wild.)
Up in the mountains, it's lonesome for a child,
(Whippoorwills a-callin' when the sap runs wild.)
Up in the mountains, mountains in the fog,
Everythin's as lazy as an old houn' dog.
Born in the mountains, never raised a pet,
Don't want nuthin' an' never got it yet.
Born in the mountains, lonesome-born,
Raised runnin' ragged thu' the cockleburrs and corn.
Never knew my pappy, mebbe never should.
Think he was a fiddle made of mountain laurel-wood.
Never had a mammy to teach me pretty-please.
Think she was a whippoorwill, a-skittin' thu' the trees.

The song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" is inspired/loosely based on the poem. The poem is much more lyrical, though, lol.

grntuscarora

(1,249 posts)
127. Nanty Glo in PA.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 07:10 PM
Nov 2015

I've just always enjoyed saying the name. Nanty glo is Welsh and translates as "river of coal".

OilemFirchen

(7,143 posts)
129. Knockemstiff, Ohio.
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 07:16 PM
Nov 2015
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knockemstiff,_Ohio

A number of stories exist to explain the community's unusual name. One claims that a tremendous brawl broke out when the community was in its infancy. More humorous is the tale of a woman who confronted her preacher during a Sunday morning worship service, informing the clergyman that her husband was cheating on her. She wanted the preacher's advice, and his response was straightforward: "Knock 'em stiff." A variant of the story is that a preacher came across two women fighting over a man, and advised the women that the man was not likely to be worth their trouble and that someone should "knock him stiff." Another explanation is that it was named from one of the many slang terms used for moonshine. Local residents say that moonshining was formerly common in the area surrounding the community, which had a reputation for rowdiness.

ladyVet

(1,587 posts)
131. Some from my home state, North Carolina:
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 07:29 PM
Nov 2015

Chocowinity, Bat Cave, Old Trap, Toast, Spivey’s Corner, Cheeks, Bottom, Climax, Hookerton, Hornytown, Erect

Altamahaw (which is actually next to Ossipee, and known collectively as Altamahaw-Ossipee, or A-O), Democrat, Republican, Royal, Oriental, Marble, Wood, Gumberry, Windblow, Jugtown, Shacktown

Poortown, Lovejoy (formerly Queen), Paint Gap, Pink Hill, China Grove, Snow Camp, Silk Hope, Half Moon, Level Cross, Tin City, Texaco Beach, Old Dock, Swanquarter, Black Jack

My father's people (Quakers) settled in the area around Swepsonville/Eli Whitney/Snow Camp. We have lots of native names, like Saxapahaw. One old mill town was named after a Scottish site, Glencoe (it's been rebuilt as a historic site). Lots of Scotts and Germans settled here.

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
137. There is a Honolulu in NC!
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 08:21 PM
Nov 2015


The Doobie Brothers' China Grove is, of course, the one in Texas. "Down around San Anton'... though they're a part of the Lone Star State..."

Fumesucker

(45,851 posts)
140. We lived in Bat Cave for a little while when I was a kid
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 08:37 PM
Nov 2015

Could literally fish in the river out of my back window...

LiberalElite

(14,691 posts)
138. Angelica, Ballston Spa, Blooming Grove,
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 08:29 PM
Nov 2015

Massapequa, Minisink, Muttontown, Onondaga, Quogue, Schenectady, Sleepy Hollow

Blue_In_AK

(46,436 posts)
146. Alaska has some good names
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 09:06 PM
Nov 2015

Chicken - because allegedly no one knew how to spell Ptarmigan
Deadhorse
Coldfoot
Tok - pronounced "toke," my favorite

And then, of course, our Native villages that few white people can pronounce, e.g., Kwigillingok, etc. LOL


Texasgal

(17,037 posts)
153. Texas has some really weird places
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 10:00 PM
Nov 2015

Here are some old west ones:

Cut n Shoot, Texas
Gun Barrell City, Texas
Hoop And Holler, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas
Muleshoe, Texas

There is also a BACON, TX. LOL!

TexasBushwhacker

(20,120 posts)
158. Hey, there's a restaurant in Snook that serves
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 10:37 PM
Nov 2015

Chicken fried bacon. They bread it, fry it and serve it with cream gravy.

Recursion

(56,582 posts)
155. Tom Waits has mentioned his love for American town names and how they help his songs
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 10:12 PM
Nov 2015

From my home state:

Natchez
Hushpuckena
Belzoni
Pass Christian ("pass kris-CHAN&quot
d'Iberville ("DAI-ber-vee&quot
Nanih Waiya
Guntown
Artesia
Saltillo
State Line
16th Section
Kossuth

nc4bo

(17,651 posts)
156. The town of Barbecue located in Barbecue Township, North Carolina - right down the road a holler
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 10:21 PM
Nov 2015

Gotta love it and I do

yuiyoshida

(41,817 posts)
161. Petaluma...
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 10:54 PM
Nov 2015

Rancho Cucamonga! Goleta! Twenty Nine Palms, Encino, Sacramento, Eurika, Merced, Modesto, Turlock, Bodega Bay, Calistoga, Anaheim, Tustin ..just to name a few... <3

A Little Weird

(1,754 posts)
162. I'm sure every state has some great place names
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:12 PM
Nov 2015

I met an interesting guy, Robert Rennick, that went around and collected stories about place names (what an awesome job!). He passed away several years ago but he published some books about the history of some of Kentucky's place names.

Someone already mentioned Monkey's Eyebrow which is probably my favorite, but here are some more:
Bugtussle
Chicken Bristle
Dogwalk
Mouth of Bear
Possum Kingdom
Poodle Doo
Fearsville
Helechawa
Hell's Halfacre
Hell for Certain
Kingdom Come
Morehead
Nonesuch
Rugless
Shoulderblade
Sweet Home <--shouldn't this be in Alabama?
Yamacraw
Weed
Wild Kitchen

pnwmom

(108,950 posts)
165. My sister once lived near a Milk Porridge Road. I was jealous,
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:40 PM
Nov 2015

because we just have numbered streets around here.

OTOH, it is a lot easier to find your way around numbered addresses.

Oilwellian

(12,647 posts)
168. The Story of Evangeline's Empty Grave: A Louisiana Tale
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:58 PM
Nov 2015

Fifty years ago, when my husband was a kid, he went on a field trip to see Evangeline's Grave in St. Martinville, LA. Today it's called Evangeline's Empty Grave, a fitting example of the story's constantly changing history. LOL The story is so convoluted and involves local characters who were supposedly the inspiration for Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's enormously popular epic poem Evangeline. I always thought it was a fascinating story, steeped in South Louisiana's culture. Tourists find it just as alluring today, as it was fifty years ago.

The Story of Evangeline's Empty Grave: A Louisiana Tale

So happy to see you, Cali.

Aristus

(66,267 posts)
172. Washington State is border-to-border with cool names. Native American, mostly.
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 01:18 AM
Nov 2015

Puyallup, where I live.

Snoqualmie, Snohomish, Skykomish, Suquamish, Duwamish, Toppenish, Quilayute, Tahoma (the real name of Mount Rainier and the predecessor to the name 'Tacoma'), Kitsap, and many more...

bhikkhu

(10,711 posts)
174. Optimistic Oregon towns: Lakeview, where there is often no lake
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 02:01 AM
Nov 2015

(depending on how the winter went)

Klamath Falls, where there are no falls really (though the Link river is rough in a couple spots)

Paisley, a word that makes me think of flowers and hippies and happier days, but is really mostly a town of old ranchers and dust. But a nice place anyway, definitely worth a stop if your driving through the endless miles of sagebrush and desert..

Boring, OR got its name from a founder, Mr. Boring. They make the most of it, town slogan being "The most exciting place to live".

Christmas Valley always made me think of deep forest, lakes, log cabins and Nordic folk building snowmen. But, its mostly sand dunes and lava rock, and more desert.

Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)
182. The river flowing through my hometown is called Housatonic.
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 10:06 AM
Nov 2015

I've always liked the name, and its translation from Mohican: "Beyond the Mountain Place"

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
186. Properly pronounced "ooze-a-tonic".
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 01:06 PM
Nov 2015

Yes, I lived in Stratford, where it empties into Long Island Sound, for a time.

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
188. The capital of Minnesota was originally known as Pig's Eye.
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 02:50 PM
Nov 2015
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Paul,_Minnesota#History

Pierre "Pig's Eye" Parrant, a retired fur trader-turned-bootlegger who particularly irritated officials,[23] set up his tavern, the Pig's Eye, near present-day Lambert's Landing.[18] By the early 1840s, the community had become important as a trading center and a destination for settlers heading west. Locals called the area Pig's Eye (French: L'Œil du Cochon) or Pig's Eye Landing after Parrant's popular tavern.


muriel_volestrangler

(101,258 posts)
189. The villages of Nasty, Ugley and Shellow Bowells
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 03:58 PM
Nov 2015

are within about 10 miles of each other, just north of London.

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