From my cousins in Mexico City

[kpete]

[uriel1972]

1. I wouldn't let that thing...

anywhere near a sensitive part of my anatomy.

[burrowowl]

2. Hairs!

How uncomfortable!

[PatrickforO]

3. LMAO! That's too much!

The Donald toilet paper.

Yep, he's blown the Hispanic vote pretty much for good. I work with a few people who have family in Mexico and 'love' definitely isn't the word for how they feel about Trump.

But, hey, now we can wipe our rump with tRump!

[kpete]

4. "Wipe Your Rump With Trump"

ding, ding, ding, ding
!!!!!

[uriel1972]

5. Take a dump on Trump?... nt

[underthematrix]

7. LOL!!! YOU WIN!!!

[Shandris]

6. I wonder who's making that.

I remember during the whole Gamergate thing, anti-GG people on Tumblr were buying cups labelled with 'Male Tears' and other, similarly-labelled items. Turns out they were being made by an MRA group that had nothing to do with Gamergate at all, but saw a way to trick women into buying goods they thought was supporting their cause.

I would not put it past him. Trump may be many things, but he's a marketer first and foremost.

Edit for clarity: To be clear, I am NOT saying this is what happened to this toilet paper. It was more of a cautionary tale, not an accusation!

[arcane1]

9. At minimum, he will wish he had thought of it first.

ANY attention is good attention for him

[Gidney N Cloyd]

25. The Koch's own Angel Soft and Quilted Northern.

Just sayin'

[brewens]

8. Nice. A whole roll of T-Rump flags! Just printed over unused Confederate flags it looks like. n/t

[uriel1972]

10. Just a thought...

Why do the GOPPERS try so hard to attach themselves to the Confederacy? They lost, big time.
I thought the GOP was the party of winners, or is it whiners? I never can tell.

[Xipe Totec]

11. Too abrasive and too thin.

[HubertHeaver]

12. Looks like the kind you can get slivers from.

Like the stuff we had at Lowrey AFB.

[mahina]

13. Now we know that that thing on his head is. It's a tail! Always right above

the butthole.

[Octafish]

14. Royal Flush

Only thing he's good for.

[jtuck004]

15. Huh. It's like deporting him, but on mute. n/t

[Augiedog]

16. Tell your cousins "hi" from Wisconsin. And now this....

Here I sit, all broken hearted, came poop, but only Trumpeted. Goofy old poem, but it works

[UTUSN]

17. You have cousins in Mexico City?!1 I wanna go!1 But am skeered. I miss Mexico.

It is so beautiful.

[kpete]

21. believe it or not

some are scared to come here -
too many guns




peace,
kp

[a la izquierda]

28. There's nothing to be scared of in Mexico City...

or lots of other places in Mexico, fwiw.

[Solly Mack]

18. I like my hiney too much to do that to it.

[MarianJack]

19. Well SHUCKS,...

...the poop is already on the paper!

PEACE!

[allan01]

20. plays the music from the shower scene re: the alfred hitchock movie psyco

[progressoid]

22. Even if it were double ply and quilted, I wouldn't put it near my anus.

[bigwillq]

23. Ha!

[Brother Buzz]

24. It's rough! - It's tough! - And doesn't take crap off anyone

Hat tip to John Wayne Toilet Paper

[randys1]

26. Needs to have Sarah's pic next to him...slightly lower than his pic, that way she

flushes first.

[cascadiance]

27. We need to have some big TP parties for both TrumP and the TPp!!

Let's just make sure that we don't use Koch Brothers' toilet paper to make this shit stuff though...