#trumpbible is trending on twitter

[Suburban Warrior]

and it is hilarious.

There *is* room at the inn but Mary and Joseph refuse to stay there because it is LOW CLASS and a DUMP.

I lost a lot of respect for the Pharaoh. Never should have let the Hebrews go because of, what, hail? The Hebrews love me.

And Jesus said to them, "It is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven, but I am REALLY, REALLY rich

And Moses went to Pharaoh and said to him, "Let my people go!" and Pharaoh did because Moses knew how to negotiate.

Don't get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization.

This Pilate, I dunno; I can't work with him. Wishy-washy. What is truth this, wash my hands that. You're in charge! Make a call!

Jesus turned water into wine. The good stuff. Not that garbage they serve at some places.

[SunSeeker]

1. LOL

[tblue]

2. Thanks. I'll go check that out.

I could use the laugh.

Sad day.

[jtuck004]

3. Now David was sitting between the two gates; and the watchman went up to the roof of the gate by the

wall, and raised his eyes and looked, and behold, a man running by himself. And that's why we have to make Mexico pay for the wall.

[JDPriestly]

4. K&R.

How can anyone claim to be a Christian and support Trump?

Unbelievable.