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kpete

(71,965 posts)
Sun Aug 16, 2015, 09:23 AM Aug 2015

Scene from right after Jesus bleached his hair.....






.........Speaking on satellite television (a technological wonder, whether we still recognize it or not, and no matter what we think of Fox News) in the twenty-first century, this sharp, degree-bearing professional American has just asked, with a straight face, a senator (who happens himself to be a magna cum laude graduate of Harvard Law) if he is receiving messages from a supernatural being. Yet no one in the audience broke into guffaws or even chuckled. And, of course, no one cried out with irate incredulity at the ludicrousness of the supposition implicit in the question (that an imaginary heavenly ogre could possibly be beaming instructions down to one of his earthling subjects). But since the supernatural being in question goes by the name of “God,” in the clown show that was the Republican debate, everyone – audience, MC, and the clowns themselves – simultaneously took leave of their senses and judged the matter at hand legit.

more:
http://www.salon.com/2015/08/16/these_religious_clowns_should_scare_you_gop_candidates_gullible_lunatic_faith_is_a_massive_character_flaw/
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Scene from right after Jesus bleached his hair..... (Original Post) kpete Aug 2015 OP
And the results are in... hootinholler Aug 2015 #1
Beat me to it....I was juror #1. nt msanthrope Aug 2015 #2
Well I see it as a positive hootinholler Aug 2015 #4
Well, when you come to your senses, we will have more common ground...... msanthrope Aug 2015 #5
Open invitation to come over to the light side hootinholler Aug 2015 #6
I'm a misanthropic dog thief. I'm irredeemable.....nt msanthrope Aug 2015 #8
Wait, what?! riderinthestorm Aug 2015 #3
That was... onyourleft Aug 2015 #10
Christ on a cracker! WTF smirkymonkey Aug 2015 #14
DU does not "hate on religion" Takket Aug 2015 #16
I want to really thank that jury ! LiberalElite Aug 2015 #7
OPPRESSION!!! hatrack Aug 2015 #9
But, but, I've been told repeatedly the jury system on DU is busted Brother Buzz Aug 2015 #13
Jesus appears to bear a startling resemblance to Cream drummer Ginger Baker. Comrade Grumpy Aug 2015 #11
Good one! Stardust Aug 2015 #12
hahaha kpete Aug 2015 #15
Fictional characters can have any hair color I guess. FLPanhandle Aug 2015 #17

hootinholler

(26,449 posts)
1. And the results are in...
Sun Aug 16, 2015, 09:40 AM
Aug 2015
On Sun Aug 16, 2015, 09:28 AM an alert was sent on the following post:

Scene from right after Jesus bleached his hair.....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027082261

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

DU is turning into a religious hatefest....gratuitous religious bigotry is still bigotry and should not be tolerated on a liberal board...

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sun Aug 16, 2015, 09:35 AM, and the Jury voted 0-7 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: The religious right is in need of stern mockery.
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Jesus H Fucking Christ on a trailer hitch. Why would you alert this? Oh, Right.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: I find nothing in this post to be in violation.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Censorship should not be tolerated on a liberal board. Vote to leave it.
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Takket

(21,529 posts)
16. DU does not "hate on religion"
Sun Aug 16, 2015, 04:22 PM
Aug 2015

DU hates on the bastardization of religion that is occurring in the world. Whether it is the perversion of Islam to justify terrorism, or the out and out destruction of the teaching of Christ to justify the hate filled narcissism of the GOP. That hypocrisy is what is attacked on DU, as it should be.

 

Comrade Grumpy

(13,184 posts)
11. Jesus appears to bear a startling resemblance to Cream drummer Ginger Baker.
Sun Aug 16, 2015, 12:56 PM
Aug 2015

And they said Clapton was God.

FLPanhandle

(7,107 posts)
17. Fictional characters can have any hair color I guess.
Sun Aug 16, 2015, 05:53 PM
Aug 2015

Along with cool super powers like turning water into wine.

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