After the third rail, there's a fourth, then a fifth, then. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!

[skip fox]

Donald ("My hemorrhoids got more sense that all of you put together!&quot "I'm really a very good, maybe the best politician of all times! . . . When I insult certain losers and wannabes, the voters dig it. . . . Hell, they'll vote for me in droves. . . . Mind you, these same assholes put loser after loser into office. . . . But most politicians just don't know how to talk to them. . . . They need to lean down and shout into their ears to have a chance to make it through to their pathetic little brains. . . . They'll love me, you'll see! . . . Talk about a politician!"

[skip fox]

1. "Only losers believe in hubris!"

(Let us losers, then, wait and see.)

[dembotoz]

2. The polls have me in first and dos other ethnics love me too

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. What's that My Precious? You're tired of it smelling like old socks under there?

You want me to take you off once in a while like other wigs? But I love you. You're my Preciousssssss.

[skip fox]

4. "Listen, I wouldn't insult people if they didn't deserve it.

You think I like doing this?"