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Mon May 14, 2012, 08:20 AM

Proud to Be a Democrat

Proud to Be a Democrat

A first grade teacher in the Midwest is explaining to her class that she is a Republican and how nice it is that a new Republican president has taken office. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Republicans and support George Bush. Everyone in class raises their hands except one little girl. "Mary," says the teacher with surprise, "why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Republican," says Mary. "Well, what are you?" asks the teacher. "I'm a Democrat and proud of it," replies the little girl. The teacher cannot believe her ears. "My goodness, Mary, why are you a Democrat?" she asks. "Well, my momma and papa are Democrats, so I'm a Democrat, too." "Well," says the teacher in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Democrat. You don't always have to be like your parents. What if your momma was a criminal and your papa was a criminal, too, what would you be then?" Mary smiled. "Then we'd be Republicans."

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mabuhayp May 2012 OP
pinboy3niner May 2012 #1
Egalitarian Thug May 2012 #2
mazzarro May 2012 #3
monmouth May 2012 #4
meow2u3 May 2012 #5

Response to mabuhayp (Original post)

Mon May 14, 2012, 08:24 AM

1. LOL!

Welcome to DU, mabuhayp!

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Response to mabuhayp (Original post)

Mon May 14, 2012, 08:36 AM

2. K&R. Thanks for starting the day with a good laugh! n/t

 

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Response to mabuhayp (Original post)

Mon May 14, 2012, 08:37 AM

3. That, my friend, is beautifull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- n/t

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Response to mabuhayp (Original post)

Mon May 14, 2012, 08:47 AM

4. I shall be upfront and let you know I'm stealing that...n/t

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Response to mabuhayp (Original post)

Mon May 14, 2012, 10:38 AM

5. K and R

Tweeted, too.

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