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So sayeth the Lord re: pizza (Original Post) kpete Apr 2015 OP
Sounds a bit egotistical for him to be saying "Jesus Christ" tularetom Apr 2015 #1
Great meme Gothmog Apr 2015 #2
Nicely done! Avalux Apr 2015 #3
Transcription and spelling are so important matt819 Apr 2015 #4
Only for uptight spelling grammar know it alls. IMO. nt Logical Apr 2015 #5
Jesus was giving gays pizza. karadax Apr 2015 #6
And we all know that pizza is a code word for erronis Apr 2015 #8
Mark 6:41 central scrutinizer Apr 2015 #7
... F4lconF16 Apr 2015 #9
Pizza, cakes, and flowers are all symbols. Initech Apr 2015 #10
Figs awoke_in_2003 Apr 2015 #11

tularetom

(23,664 posts)
1. Sounds a bit egotistical for him to be saying "Jesus Christ"
Fri Apr 3, 2015, 03:17 PM
Apr 2015

Shouldn't he say, "Me, how many times do I have to say this"?

matt819

(10,749 posts)
4. Transcription and spelling are so important
Fri Apr 3, 2015, 04:33 PM
Apr 2015

Was it "no pizza for the gays"?

Or maybe it was No pizza for the guys.

Or No pizza for the goys.

karadax

(284 posts)
6. Jesus was giving gays pizza.
Fri Apr 3, 2015, 04:57 PM
Apr 2015

That's how I read it. Why would he care it's just food. Only other humans get bent out of shape about who gets what.

erronis

(15,170 posts)
8. And we all know that pizza is a code word for
Fri Apr 3, 2015, 05:52 PM
Apr 2015

Piece Of Anchovy.

Whew, I almost got blacklisted, again.

central scrutinizer

(11,635 posts)
7. Mark 6:41
Fri Apr 3, 2015, 05:03 PM
Apr 2015

"And when he had taken the five loaves and the two fishes, he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and brake the loaves, and gave them to his disciples to set before them; and the two fishes divided he among them all."

That is the King James translation but "loaves and fishes" clearly means "pizza crust and anchovies" in a more modern translation. "divided he among them all" should read "divided he among some of them"

F4lconF16

(3,747 posts)
9. ...
Fri Apr 3, 2015, 07:23 PM
Apr 2015
That is the King James translation but "loaves and fishes" clearly means "pizza crust and anchovies" in a more modern translation.


Initech

(100,029 posts)
10. Pizza, cakes, and flowers are all symbols.
Fri Apr 3, 2015, 07:25 PM
Apr 2015

To quote the late, great George Carlin: "I consider those to be symbols, and therefore, I leave the symbols to the symbol minded."

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