So, two guys in drag decide to attack the NSA ....

[kwassa]

and shoot it out with security guards, ram a police vehicle, and basically lose. One dead, one wounded. Cocaine and a gun are found on or near their SUV. Police said that both men were dressed as women.

Come up with your best explanation of this.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/03/30/fort-meade-gate/70662808/

[jberryhill]

1. I guess they thought it was a three day weekend

Sounds like a good time got out of hand.

[msanthrope]

2. Maybe they were imitating the Secret Service, or the drunk drone guy. nt

[kwassa]

3. Sounds like a seriously wrong turn ...

and some state of inebriation ...

[Glassunion]

4. The Aristocrats!

[jakeXT]

9. I miss the little dog /nt

[Glassunion]

11. Not quite...

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

[jakeXT]

14. Yep...the Gilbert Gottfried one after 9/11 at the Hefner roast (NSFW)

[Initech]

5. $10 says that they're Alex Jones fans.

[Man from Pickens]

6. Just some sweet transvestites?

(singing) from Transsexual, Transylvaniaaaaaa


Oh, Rocky!

[Bosonic]

7. Thelma and Louise II

[FSogol]

8. Here's how I would pitch it to a Hollywood Exec...

It's "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" meets "CitizenFour."

[salin]

10. Incognito.... plan to distract the guards with the wigs and flashing legs (?)... Barney Fife level

of execution? As to why - I will concede to the upthread idea that these were Alex Jones listeners and they were breaking in "TO GET TO THE TRUTH!"

[pokerfan]

12. Round up the usual suspects...

[NightWatcher]

13. brought to you by the Association to Legalize Marijuana

No one has ever gotten smoked up and decided to steal a car, and ram an NSA guard shack.

[dissentient]

15. I would say it doesn't sound like these guys were professionals

At least nothing to worry about on that score.

[seveneyes]

16. Need more facts about the two individuals

Vague leads to too many dead ends.

[kwassa]

17. well here you go ...

transvestite prostitutes? but were they really spies?

http://abcnews.go.com/US/injured-nsa-headquarters-fort-meade/story?id=30006657

Preliminary information indicated the two men were partying at an area hotel with a third individual when they took that individual's car without permission. However, it's still unclear how or why they ended up at the NSA gate.

The owner of the SUV picked up two men dressed as women in Baltimore late Sunday, sources confirmed. The three allegedly drove to a hotel in Howard County, Maryland, where they partied, sources said. Early this morning, the man woke up alone and the two men he allegedly had picked up were gone and so was his vehicle, sources said. The man reported his vehicle

[jberryhill]

20. Well, I hope he gets his car back

The story is generally reported as "men disguised as women".

Um, didn't some lady just get kicked out of a fitness club for saying that?

[AnnieBW]

18. "Hey, hold my beer!"

Worst. Bender. Ever. Alcohol and testosterone shouldn't mix.

[AngryAmish]

19. The Aristocrats?

[hunter]

21. Anyone bother to check the back door while this was happening???

All your base are belong to us.

[name not needed]

22. I didn't know the NSA had offices in Florida.

[Oneironaut]

23. This probably isn't going to make it into "The Hangover 4."

[Monk06]

24. Obviously the Sizzler sisters.