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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSo -- what if YOU could legally discriminate based on your religion
Inspired by this thread from TheMasterNemesis: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026432137
Indiana and Arkansas have passed religious freedom laws allowing businesses to discriminate based on the religious beliefs of the owners. Obviously, this is aimed at businesses that don't want to make cakes with same-sex couple cake toppers. I'm further supposing that this doesn't bode well for women in hijab's or women seeking birth control pills through the health insurance of a Catholic owned business. The implications are horrifying.
...but that doesn't mean that we can't or shouldn't have some fun with this law
There are a LOT of faiths out there, and as TheMasterNemesis correctly points out, anyone with a few bucks can get a divinity degree or a ministerial certification. Suppose a business is owned by those who worship Ra? Suppose a business is owned by Rastafarians? Druids? Wiccans? What could you do with a faith and a license to discriminate?
It is Tuesday
(93 posts)All anti-gay bigots wear a clown outfit, with a big orange sign that says "I AM A HONKING BIGOT".
All anti-women misogynists wear the ugliest dress down to the stilettos
All racist people wear red or blue down to the T's with some sports emblem on it. Preferably Dodgers or Bulls. Those that don't like Latinos must wear somberos and heavy blankets.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Even the men?
WEelcome to DU!
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)can I discriminate against people who discriminate?
notadmblnd
(23,720 posts)misterhighwasted
(9,148 posts)I worked with a lady like that.
Every other sentence ended with praise the lord
She should indeed pay double.
notadmblnd
(23,720 posts)Not necessarily to me but to the person(s) who actually did the deed the religious nut is praising the lord for.
I recently had a narrow escape with death. I didn't thank god for saving my life nor did I praise Jesus. It was the team of Drs. that did their jobs extremely well that saved my life.
RKP5637
(67,107 posts)csziggy
(34,136 posts)In their phone messages or on their web sites does NOT get my business? Those that also put a mention of god on their signs or trucks get my contempt. And if they have Faux Noise on their TV, I turn around and walk out.
But should I have waited for a law to be passed before being discriminating about those things?
notadmblnd
(23,720 posts)are up front about it.
The "have a blessed day" bothers me particularly because it is usually said at the end of a transaction in stead of a simple "thank you for your business" or just a plain "thank you" and it's usually not the business owner but some clerk is imposing their belief in blessings on me.
awake
(3,226 posts)Based on His religious beliefs.
DirkGently
(12,151 posts)- Selling fishing tackle in excess of 3 oz. to guys named "Jimbo"
- Serving popcorn shrimp or any "popcorn" food to Baptists in hats
- Bowling while Scotch-Irish
- The performance of country music during daylight hours
- Flan
And that's just from Lord Haathar's First Book of Abominations. There's a whole volume on forbidden flatware, and seventeen granite tablets describing the various forbidden T-shirt designs.
His Great Corpulence (May he be ever full of carbs) welcomes this new era of religious freedom.
Algernon Moncrieff
(5,790 posts)His Great Corpulence needs, like Groucho Marx, not to belong to any club that would admit people like him as a member.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)It says so in my Bible, which I wrote myself.
Algernon Moncrieff
(5,790 posts)Re-create the carving on the side of Stone Mountain in a large pice of wood or Styrofoam, but change it to include Grant, Sherman, Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, and G.H. Thomas, and replace the Confederate flags with American flags. When anyone wearing a rebel flag comes in, point to the reimagined Stone Mountain, and explain that, to you, the Confederate flag just represents idocy and failure.
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)There would be a separate section for them in a closed part of the establishment though.
ScreamingMeemie
(68,918 posts)to discriminate against you for...
Seriously though, I can't even wrap my head around entering into the customer service industry.
Cirque du So-What
(25,932 posts)but I believe it contains a seed of truth when it comes to future turmoil:
Algernon Moncrieff
(5,790 posts)So I see the seed of truth in your post.
B2G
(9,766 posts)Last time I checked, Islam wasn't too thrilled with gays, alcohol consumption or guide dogs in their cabs.
Algernon Moncrieff
(5,790 posts)I think that Muslims and other non Judeo-Christian faiths engaging in discriminatory practices was not what they had in mind when they wrote the law.
el_bryanto
(11,804 posts)on religious terms.
Bryant
MindPilot
(12,693 posts)ETA: If I were to have a business, I certainly would not discriminate. See, this is where being an atheist with absolutely no moral compass or the spiritual capacity to know right from wrong is an advantage; I don't care who or what you are, I'll gladly take your money.
RKP5637
(67,107 posts)Purrfessor
(1,188 posts)It is hereby decreed that all members of the Church of Saint Claude shall be free to abstain from appearing in any government mandated photographs that one so chooses
Therefore, due to my religious beliefs I am exempted from photo ID requirements for any official purpose that I alone have the freedom to choose, including that of voting.
Hekate
(90,662 posts)....at everyone who told me to have a blessed day. And all would shout Ramen!
Generic Other
(28,979 posts)every Sunday. Everyone walk backwards.
Ghost in the Machine
(14,912 posts)I guess I could have a restaurant with a water hose by the drive thru window and just turn it on and squirt the dumbasses who who come through the drive thru and order their food, then say "to go" at the end of it
Peace,
Ghost
Zorra
(27,670 posts)Algernon Moncrieff
(5,790 posts)HockeyMom
(14,337 posts)Anyone who can PAY, is welcome.
Algernon Moncrieff
(5,790 posts)I don't care about the color of your skin; I care about the color of your money.