People seeing Putin everywhere

[sibelian]

VLADIMIR Putin sightings have surged in the last 48 hours.

After the Russian president disappeared, witnesses claim to have seen him selling DVDs from a van in Carlisle, married to a voodoo princess in New Orleans and organising penguins near the UK Antarctic Research Centre.

Putinologist Wayne Hayes said: “The Putin is a cipher, a construct of our subconscious, representing our innate desire for sexual experimentation.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/people-seeing-putin-everywhere-2015031696282

[brer cat]

1. He was in Georgia this past weekend

running the Peachtree Road Race. He was so proud of winning that I hated to tell him that it was last July.

[sibelian]

2. Stupid man.

No bears, I take it?

[Blue_Tires]

3. I haven't heard of that site before

but a quick browse proves it is absolutely freaking brilliant!

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/clarkson-suspended-for-act-of-kindness-2015031196118

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/colour-of-dress-depends-on-whether-you-are-secretly-racist-2015030295846

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/unpleasant-foreigners-ruin-cricket-again-2015022095560

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/hipsters-breeding-with-cockneys-2015030395875

[sibelian]

4. British Onion.

Not as subtle as it's American cousin, TBH. The sledgehammer rather than the scalpel.

But, the T-shirts have certain thing going on...



My favourite article so far is this:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/fitness-a-nightmare-that-never-ends-2015030295841

IF you want to be fit you have to keep doing exercise forever, it has emerged.

Healthy eating and sport have been condemned as a scam after it was revealed that they only lead to more healthy eating and more sport.

Carolyn Ryan of Cardiff said: “After two months of going to the gym I asked my personal trainer when I’d be fit enough to stop all this and eat the fuck out of some pies.

[Blue_Tires]

6. I thought there was another British "Onion" whose name i can't remember?

[sibelian]

7. Viz?

Um.

[Romeo.lima333]

5. yea he's the new waldo

[zappaman]

8. He ran the LA marathon last Sunday.

Not sure where he is now though...