So you're boarding on the bus -- and there's two seats avaliable...

[anti-alec]

And all the Republicans have occupied the seats, and no choices...

One is right next to W
The other is next to Romney

Who do you pick?

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Me? I'd get off the bus, and call a taxi.

[rfranklin]

1. I would say loudly, "Look at the two assholes on this bus!" Then...

Bush and Romney would run out to look at the bus' assholes. I would take their seats.

[hlthe2b]

2. Better W than Cheney... But, I think I would have to stand...

[RandySF]

3. Romney

He won't talk. Bush would not only want to talk to you, but he'd probably smell like booze.

[Life Long Dem]

4. Ha ha!

I'd see that the bus was full of Republicans - before I ever got on - and run the other way.

[MADem]

5. I'd strap hang near the door--no sense sitting when you might need to make a fast get-away! nt

[gkhouston]

6. Are the overhead racks full? What about the baggage compartment? n/t

[EC]

7. Get off the bus

or stand...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. W.

While I hate his politics, W always seemed like he might be an entertaining person (because he's dumb?) to have a beer with, so I could sit next to him on a bus if I had to.

[Ian David]

9. I think I could take W in a fair fight. n/t

[DJ13]

10. On the roof with the dog

[Bonhomme Richard]

11. I think I would say......

It's no wonder those two seats are empty. Who would want to sit next to those useless pieces of excrement. I can smell the stupidity from here.

[Taitertots]

12. Just tell Romney to sit by Bush or have to deal with a poor person

That would free up a double space for me to stretch out across.

[patricia92243]

13. Bush. He is a has-been. n/t