BWAHAHAHA: The Ted Cruz Speech He Did NOT WANT YOU TO SEE

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A video of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) messing up his response to President Barack Obama's State of the Union address was uploaded to YouTube and quickly removed Tuesday night.

In the video, Cruz spoke for just under a minute before pausing to try again.

"Eh, lemme start over," Cruz said before the video cut to the beginning of his remarks for a second time.

Cruz's team pulled the video from YouTube, but luckily we have it right here for you to see.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/20/ted-cruz-video_n_6512668.html

From the posted video:

Unlike many of his colleagues, who gave pre-written speeches and taped them on sets, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) decided to record his response to Obama’s State of the Union Address outside the House Chamber, next to a statue of Texas hero Stephen Austin, using the iPhone of some staffer who forgot to edit the video before posting it on YouTube.

The original video was quickly deleted because it showed Cruz, the former Attorney General of Texas and champion college debater, successfully improvising an eloquent response, seamlessly hitting a series of prepared talking points criticizing the Obama administration…for about forty seconds.

And then he needed a redo.

Ah, the perils of politicians going without a script

[herding cats]

1. I never realized he was such a poor speaker.

What was with him bouncing on his toes, too? That was painful to view.

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2. Paaaaaaaaaain-ful!!

....Couldn't have happened to a nicer weasel!

[joshcryer]

3. So that's where that IDIOTIC "92 million American's aren't working" crap comes from.

[Cha]

4. Burning question.. I couldn't stick around for the Mulligan.. did it get any less sappier?

[joshcryer]

5. No I literally had to use a q-tip just now.

Literally! It was making my ears hurt with the forced inflections. How people voted for that guy I'll never understand.

[Cha]

8. He speaks their double-speak with just the right inflections of sociopathic liar.. They couldn't

makes the enemies of the state anymore disgusting if they tried.

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6. Nah....all sap!

From the posted video:

Unlike many of his colleagues, who gave pre-written speeches and taped them on sets, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) decided to record his response to Obama’s State of the Union Address outside the House Chamber, next to a statue of Texas hero Stephen Austin, using the iPhone of some staffer who forgot to edit the video before posting it on YouTube.

The original video was quickly deleted because it showed Cruz, the former Attorney General of Texas and champion college debater, successfully improvising an eloquent response, seamlessly hitting a series of prepared talking points criticizing the Obama administration…for about forty seconds.

And then he needed a redo.

Ah, the perils of politicians going without a script

[Cha]

9. "40 seconds"?! Gawd it seem liked minutes.. and they were excruciating from the "champion

debater"!

Haha.. ol cruz thought he'd wing it. .. is that right up there with rubio's water? Hard to tell, yet. Rofl!

[pinboy3niner]

7. I do not like your truth-telling cam

I do not like it, Sam-I-Am!

[Cha]

10. I remember you having that last year.. or was it the year before? lol

[Scuba]

11. The only thing worse than Cruz's speech is the fact some voters support this doofus.

[napkinz]

12. KICK!

nt

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13. kick

[malaise]

14. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahha

You were posting while I was writing my request.
Cracking up with laughter.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026118978

[hifiguy]

15. He's more I.R. Baboon, in truth.

[VanillaRhapsody]

16. Yes Ted.....America IS ready to move on past a President Barack Obama......

to President Hillary Rodham Clinton!

[napkinz]

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