My "WTF?" of the day, Santa with a gun is going to what?

[Archae]

"Protect" the baby Jesus by shooting a terrorist?

One of these "gun rights" groups has a guy who drew this...



www.GunRightsPolicies.org

[VScott]

1. Why does the baby Jesus look like he's emerging from a giant vagina?

[KittyWampus]

10. Because the whole archetype is about new life emerging from within.

[Glassunion]

21. Were you there? I didn't think so.

How do you know he didn't emerge from a giant vagina?

[irisblue]

26. most vaginas expand dramatically. A head is often the size of a bowling ball

then there are the shoulders, then a whole lotta blood colored fluid, then an afterbirth/placenta. Birth is very messy.

[Arkansas Granny]

2. Well, I'm with you on this one.

WTF!

[DetlefK]

3. There's an armed guy crawling down my chimney...

[csziggy]

28. Time to get yer gun out and shoot him!

[cloudbase]

4. He knows if you've been naughty.

You'd better watch out!

[snooper2]

5. I can understand fat Santa, but I haven't seen any fat terrorists LOL

[TreasonousBastard]

6. OK, I know it's a tall order, but...

that is without doubt the most fucked up thing I've seen in this, or any, holiday season.

[Archae]

8. I know...

I used to think the little statues of Santa praying to the baby Jesus were stupid.

This tops them easily.

[Bandit]

7. Ho Ho Ho

[KittyWampus]

9. interesting for analysis… the Santa is in the more aggressive stance w/weapon UP & pointed

to kill. He's also the only figure colored… RED.

The cloaked figure has the weapon down and pointed at nothing in the picture. The eyes are pointed towards the crotch area of Santa.

The baby Jesus? He looks totally out of the whole scenario.

[lancer78]

11. Futurama Santa?

[2naSalit]

12. Wow

Pretty explicit illustration of a mindset, no?

Yikes.

[hunter]

13. Baby Jesus and His Bodyguard being Threatened by a Big Fat White Guy with a Gun.

Sounds about right.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

14. Baby Jesus's blankie has a sad.

I'm sad too... I live in Idiot America.

[kioa]

17. You don't have to. We are granted freedom of movement.

I rather like America & my opinion of the USA certainly isn't changed as a result of a cartoon.

But I am curious, what nation do you think is smart enough for you?

[WorseBeforeBetter]

19. Surely you're not suggesting...

my opinion of the United States has changed as a result of a cartoon. That wouldn't be too bright on your part, would it?

[kioa]

20. You are "sad" because you live in "idiot America"

I want you to be happy.

You are free to go a place that meets your stringent intelligence standards.

Out of curiosity, where would that be?

[lumberjack_jeff]

22. Galt's Gulch, dude. n/t

[WorseBeforeBetter]

24. Right. I'm a raging Randian.

[lumberjack_jeff]

33. That wasn't intended for you...

... although I can see how it might be interpreted that way. Sorry 'bout that.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

37. No problem, LJ...

Happy Friday!

[WorseBeforeBetter]

25. You want me to be happy?

Aww, thank you internet stranger!

[Quantess]

15. Here's what I see:

A burka clad muslim woman holding a machete is in a showdown with Santa, who clearly has the more dangerous weapon, and is poised to win.

All in front of little baby Jesus.

I wonder if the burka wearing muslim was intending to kidnap (or hold hostage) baby Jesus (baby Jesus in hay manger = Christmas.

Summary: Muslims are trying to steal Christmas but it won't work because Santa will shoot first!

[uppityperson]

31. Santa is commercialization of christmas, trying to steal it from the christians?

[Quantess]

34. Duuuh, what?

Oh i see you aren't responding to my post, you are just responding in general.

[lumberjack_jeff]

16. That there's funny. But I think it depends on who you are.

Santa: protecting the baby jesus from middle-easterners at gunpoint.

So many layers of derp.

[DefenseLawyer]

18. So baby Jesus was a tiny, aging Marlon Brando?

It all makes sense now.

[JHB]

23. "Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays"?

So he's also passive-aggressive about the War on Christmas?

[tradewinds]

27. Seems to be two pedophiles fighting over a prize.

John M. Snyder is quite the artist.

[marble falls]

32. A bit over the top, don't you think? And of course, so are they.

[tradewinds]

36. Maybe, a "bit".

[upaloopa]

29. I'm sure if Jesus who was supposedly

born in the Middle East would be seen as a terrorist and be shot by that Santa.

[uppityperson]

30. Santa is shooting one of the wise men? Santa, commercialization of Christmas, has taken over the

"true" meaning for Christians of it being Jesus birth with all the stories that go along with it?

I am probably viewing it wrong, esp after doing a google search. If I got a card like that, I'd respond by talking about commercialization of x-mas taking over the religious part.

It is a really stupid card in so many ways.

[sarisataka]

35. It has been going on for some time now

Ever since Jack Frost tried to take over again