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Mon Apr 16, 2012, 10:38 PM

Memo to the "secret" Republican...

You are still anonymous. Nobody knows your name. You are safe.

Nobody knows that you will continue to vote with your Party, even if they vote to give taxcuts to millionaires and cut food stamps for poor children. Nobody will blame you. They will blame your Party leaders.

Even though you may disagree with them on some "small" issues, you know they cannot be as bad as the evil and liberal Democratic Party. It doesn't matter if your mother depends on Medicare to survive. You are still with your Party as they vow to destroy it.

Remember that time you lost your job and you had to draw unemployment for over a year? You didn't want to, but you had paid into it and you deserved some assistance while you were looking for a job.

Soon, you will be able to sign up on your Social Security. You have worked your entire life and you need it. It will keep you alive in your later years. You will not have to live with your kids or ask your family for help. It's too bad that your Party wants to dismantle it. It's really a very good program for everyone, Democrats and Republicans.

But you can lay your head on your pillow tonight and sleep well knowing that you and your friends make it possible for more taxcuts for the wealthy and less food stamps for the poor. You should not worry that God has a very warm place reserved for you if perchance, you do not awaken in the morning. Isn't it nice that God forgives?

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kentuck Apr 2012 OP
wendylaroux Apr 2012 #1
kentuck Apr 2012 #2
Lugnut Apr 2012 #3
AlbertCat Apr 2012 #4
kentuck Apr 2012 #6
Permanut Apr 2012 #5

Response to kentuck (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 10:55 PM

1. Awesome!!!

If only they would read this, with out the hate in their hearts.----

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Response to wendylaroux (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 11:20 PM

2. Thank you wendylaroux..

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Response to kentuck (Original post)

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 01:40 AM

3. K&R

I wish I could rec this 100 times.

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Response to kentuck (Original post)

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 01:41 AM

4. Oh... leave god out of it.

There's no need to evoke the supernatural. The natural world clearly shows how bankrupt these dupes and rubes are. If you want to threaten them, threaten them with something concrete.

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Response to AlbertCat (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 07:18 AM

6. How can you speak to Republicans and leave God out of it?

I don't want to threaten anyone - I want to enlighten them.

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Response to kentuck (Original post)

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 02:27 AM

5. You've captured the irony of the situation perfectly.

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