The Legend of Rick Scott: or Please Don't Let the Door Hit You in the Ass
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Come and listen to a story about a man named Scott
Says he grew up poor, but today he's surely not,
He was sitting in Texas in his fancy office chair,
When Indictments starting dropping and he got a little scared,
Medicare fraud indictments, biggest case in American history!
Well the first thing you know Rick's sneaking out the door,
Lawyers recommended he should move away for sure,
They Said "Florida is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up his millions and he moved to Napoli, (Naples, Florida, that is.. .)
Rich white folks. swimming pools, & government-sanctioned opinions!
Well now its time to say good by to Rick and all his kin.
They'd like to thank Floridians who blindly took them in,
But Charlie Crist is here you see to bring back our integrity,
So take your dirty money and thank God for double jeopardy.
Don't come back now, you hear?
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