Gingrich Urges Romney To Drop Out So He Can Focus On General Election

[Ken Burch]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gingrich-urges-romney-to-drop-out-so-he-can-focus,27899/

RALEIGH, NC—Following Rick Santorum's announcement Tuesday that he would end his bid for the Republican presidential nomination, candidate Newt Gingrich called upon frontrunner Mitt Romney to drop out of the race so the former House speaker could concentrate on the general election. "While I respect my challenger's right to fight through to the bitter end, the time has now come to unite behind one man so we can take back the White House in November," said Gingrich, addressing a crowd of 35 supporters at the Raleigh County Public Library.

(ok, ok...just wanted to see if you'd read this far...)

[Odin2005]

1. What a huge ego New has.

[independentpiney]

3. It actually is the Onion this time, surprised me

[Rex]

4. Aww don't tell!

[independentpiney]

5. Sorry!

[Odin2005]

8. Aw SHIT!

[Rex]

2. Newt was just waiting for the moment

haha kidding!

[southernyankeebelle]

6. Little Mussolini I see. Or he is certifiable, delusional, simple and plan. No one wants a serial

cheater who has a terrible temper and would shoot the missile then think later.

[Warren DeMontague]

7. So I read this thread title and got it jumbled up with the one right underneath it, in my head

I swear, I thought it said "Gingrich Urges Romney To Drop Out So He Can Focus On Cannibalism"

[freshwest]

9. I wouldn't put anything below Newt. He's bankrupt, can't stop working now.

[Thinkingabout]

10. Sounds like the only thing to drop was Newt from his lofty perch

He really thinks folks buys his line, we need to tell him we are not #4, 5, & 6, his line does not work on us.