Mitt Romney is a big gun nut. He has a large artillery piece in his basement, which he has to bring up to ground level with his elevator and he is able to coordinate it on the nudists down below him on Black Beach.
He's asking for an extension on his taxes because he really doesn't know how much money he has made this year or how much is still hidden in Swiss accounts or at the friendly little bank down in the Caymans.
He supports women's rights and the right for equal pay so long as the women are as wealthy as he is and happens to be part of his family. Otherwise, he thinks men and women should be equally poor. After all, they do have a safety net if they are totally destitute. He doesn't worry about those folks.
Mitt is a conservative to the core, so long as it will get him votes and tax cuts. He is as malleable as play dough. He will be anything you want him to be.
Mitt's grandfather did not believe in contraception. He believed in polygamy. Mitt is not like his grandfather at all. He is a modern Mormon. He believes in contraception.