*sigh* AnnRomney addresses the NRA in non sequiturs. And Heeeeere's Mittens!

[nolabear]

Hoo boy. This should be good.

[nolabear]

1. First up, a crash course in how elections work.

OY.

[nolabear]

2. Constitution, check. Founders, check. Obama bad, check.

C'mon Mitt. Let's get to the guns.

[Wait Wut]

3. "Wow. I see some nice guns out there."

"They're all just the right size. I even see a few women out there with guns. I think that's great that you hard working stay-at-home moms don't leave home protection up to your nannies. That's just fantastic, really."

[nolabear]

4. Freedom, freedom, attacks on freedom, undermining freedom

Regulation is bad. Oh my God he's quoting Will Rogers. Will Rogers would have laughed him out of town.

[tularetom]

5. "I don't own a gun, but I have lots of friends who own corporations that manufacture guns"

"I'm not a hunter, but I pay somebody to do my hunting for me."

[Surya Gayatri]

7. Bwaahaaaa! Thanks for the laugh! n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. The douche is talking about God

and about being "endowed by a Creator with unalienable rights". Normally, I wouldn't care about a candidate's religion. But he's raising the issue. Normally, I wouldn't care about a candidate's specific beliefs because all religions have weird doctrines. But Romney is rubbing it in our faces. He''s begging for someone to mention to the Fundies at the NRA that Romney's Creator is a space alien from another planet.

[Graybeard]

8. Telling the NRA about Dodd/Frank Act?

How many will stay awake through this?

[nolabear]

9. Religious freedom. Yes, well...

"There's no larger provider of health care for women and their babies than the Catholic Church"

So I guess they get to say what we can do. They own us via health care. Uh huh.

[nolabear]

10. That's some tepid applause.

[nolabear]

11. Ah, right to bear arms, here we go!

"I will protect the Second Amendment rights of American poeple!"

From WHAT?

[nolabear]

12. Okay now that's smart. Playing on the 2nd term "flexibility" paranoia.

I hate it, it's bullshit, but it's smart.

[Surya Gayatri]

13. God damn, what a lead balloon! Compare this

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performance to POTUS's speech just the other day. No contest...

This is just excruciating...he's just randomly bringing up everything but the kitchen sink--no rhythm, no rhyme, no flow.

edit: typo

[nolabear]

14. He's advocating the right to pander bear arms.

[Surya Gayatri]

19. +1! n/t

[nolabear]

15. Nice story about the soldier.

I'd have pulled that one out too. But he's claiming he wants to pull us together?

SLOWEST applause response so far. They weren't sure what his point was.

Or their bullshit detectors went off.

[Initech]

16. The Least Interesting Man In The World On: Guns.

"Shoot first but only if you're at a firing range. Then it doesn't matter if you ask questions later."

"It's the size of the safe you store your guns in that matters - not how you use them."

Stay boring my friends.

[nolabear]

17. Well that was blah.

I thought he was just warming up but that was the whole speech.

*yawn*

[Aerows]

18. "My children's nanny's husband was a hunter"

"Once, we actually tasted venison because we had him barbecuing it for us."

Remember, folks, this woman STRUGGLED on a $250 million dollar bank account.