Thu Apr 12, 2012, 08:48 PM
Daily Show - Oklahoma amendment to its "personhood" bill would effectively outlaw male masturbation.
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26 replies, 2867 views
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 Daily Show - Oklahoma amendment to its "personhood" bill would effectively outlaw male masturbation. (Original post) |
Swede | Apr 2012 | OP |
| NYC_SKP | Apr 2012 | #1 | |
| Bake | Apr 2012 | #21 | |
| NYC_SKP | Apr 2012 | #22 | |
| Archae | Apr 2012 | #2 | |
| Amerigo Vespucci | Apr 2012 | #3 | |
| Swede | Apr 2012 | #4 | |
| Spacemom | Apr 2012 | #7 | |
| Kaleva | Apr 2012 | #18 | |
| Amerigo Vespucci | Apr 2012 | #19 | |
| Cooley Hurd | Apr 2012 | #5 | |
| jsmirman | Apr 2012 | #6 | |
| MADem | Apr 2012 | #8 | |
| bayareamike | Apr 2012 | #9 | |
| quinnox | Apr 2012 | #10 | |
| Initech | Apr 2012 | #11 | |
| NRaleighLiberal | Apr 2012 | #12 | |
| longship | Apr 2012 | #13 | |
| Behind the Aegis | Apr 2012 | #14 | |
| DavidDvorkin | Apr 2012 | #15 | |
| briv1016 | Apr 2012 | #16 | |
| Rex | Apr 2012 | #17 | |
| HillWilliam | Apr 2012 | #20 | |
| joshcryer | Apr 2012 | #23 | |
| jsmirman | Apr 2012 | #24 | |
| joshcryer | Apr 2012 | #25 | |
| Mendocino | Apr 2012 | #26 |
Response to Swede (Original post)
Thu Apr 12, 2012, 08:51 PM
NYC_SKP (48,793 posts)
1. I can handle that, as long as the fine isn't too stiff....
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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #1)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 12:05 PM
21. Stop handling it!
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You'll go blind ...
Bake |
Response to Bake (Reply #21)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 01:55 PM
NYC_SKP (48,793 posts)
22. Vision kinda blurry....
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...but I got glasses, so.....
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Response to Swede (Original post)
Thu Apr 12, 2012, 08:54 PM
2. Sounds like one of Boehner's bills...
Response to Swede (Original post)
Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:00 PM
3. When masturbation is outlawed, only outlaws will masturbate...or something like that.
Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Reply #3)
Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:02 PM
4. You'll have to pry my gun out of my cold dead hands.
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Response to Swede (Reply #4)
Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:06 PM
Spacemom (2,516 posts)
7. This is my rifle, this is my gun
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This is fighting, this is for fun!
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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Reply #3)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 01:32 AM
Kaleva (11,406 posts)
18. Having been in jail myself, I know it's a place that produces chronic masturbators
Response to Kaleva (Reply #18)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 11:01 AM
19. On occasion, DU has also produced chronic masturbators
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Depends on the subject matter being discussed.
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Response to Swede (Original post)
Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:06 PM
Cooley Hurd (20,637 posts)
5. "Sir, can I see the palms of your hands, please?"
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"Just as I thought... hairy. You're coming with me..."
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Response to Swede (Original post)
Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:06 PM
jsmirman (4,188 posts)
6. That's Constance Johnson, and she's awesome
Response to Swede (Original post)
Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:14 PM
9. Looks like I'll be doing
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a lot of hard time, eh?
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Response to Swede (Original post)
Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:16 PM
quinnox (15,686 posts)
10. that would be tough to enforce
Response to Swede (Original post)
Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:38 PM
11. When choking your chicken is outlawed - only outlaws shall choke the chicken!
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Response to Swede (Original post)
Thu Apr 12, 2012, 09:54 PM
NRaleighLiberal (28,605 posts)
12. First corporations....now used kleenex!
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What will be "people" next!
(sorry...I know...)  |
Response to Swede (Original post)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 12:01 AM
longship (17,629 posts)
13. Every sperm is sacred!
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I just rented The Meaning of Life the other day. I think that it means that god herself is trying to tell me something. I guess I need to masterbate less and make love more often.
I am working on it. No promises. |
Response to Swede (Original post)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 12:20 AM
Behind the Aegis (27,626 posts)
14. I will be comitting a crime tonight...twice, if I am lucky!
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Response to Swede (Original post)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 12:53 AM
DavidDvorkin (12,070 posts)
15. But wouldn't you have to report yourself?
Response to Swede (Original post)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 01:25 AM
16. "Can I be tried for past crimes...cause I'm like sperm-hitler."
Response to Swede (Original post)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 01:31 AM
Rex (34,633 posts)
17. Insert penis joke
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8========D
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Response to Swede (Original post)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 11:22 AM
HillWilliam (3,157 posts)
20. In other news
Response to Swede (Original post)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 02:00 PM
23. I love her! How did she keep a straight face!?
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She's wonderful.
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Response to joshcryer (Reply #23)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 05:13 PM
jsmirman (4,188 posts)
24. That's how she kept a straight face
