Texting Guy Walks Into Giant Bear

[Ian David]

Last edited Fri Apr 13, 2012, 09:23 AM - Edit history (1)

[Skinner]

1. Love the text from Hillary tie-in.

[Ian David]

2. Thanks! I just submitted it to the Texts With Hillary blog. n/t

[joeybee12]

3. This is great...thanks! knr

[K Gardner]

4. LOL.. Hillary AND Colbert in same OP. K&R

[saras]

5. I'm on the side of Darwin and the bear. Maybe next time.

[snooper2]

6. Well that was a misleading title and a let down..

He didn't actually "walk into" the bear, that kind of sucked

You had our hopes so high, only to be let down

[Ian David]

7. Sorry. Maybe next time. n/t

[Marrah_G]

16. .

[Ian David]

8. See also: He's back

He's back
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101895576

[malaise]

9. That was a close call from Darwin

I'm almost sorry he looked up just in time.
If anyone had told me that people would walk in public spaced while looking at a phone I'd have laughed. Now I see morons on pedestrian crossings texting and taking their sweet time.
It takes great discipline not to press the gas.

[Aerows]

10. That's funnier

than the woman who walked into a fountain in the mall while she was texting!

I just had to link to it. I laugh every time I watch it.

[malaise]

11. Same here

What was funnier was that she was annoyed that her stupidity went viral

[Aerows]

13. She sued!

I mean come on - if I would have fallen in a fountain while texting, okay, I'd have been embarrassed but ultimately, I'd have thought it was hilarious.

Some people don't know how to laugh at themselves.

[malaise]

15. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah - she's an idiot

[Aerows]

18. If you fall

ass over teakettle into a mall fountain because you were texting, you need to be prepared for people to laugh their damn heads off!

That she sued because they posted it on the internet just makes it even funnier to watch.

[malaise]

21. Seriously no one could have prepared me for the madness associated

with walking while texting.

[HappyMe]

17. That never gets old!

I can't believe she sued. She's foolish and it's somebody else's fault.

[Aerows]

19. Now this guy

texting and nearly walking into a bear had a reason to freak. I mean that was a big bear and it's not an every day occurrence in MY neighborhood to confront a bear, but the mall fountain? How oblivious do you have to be LOL.

[madokie]

12. If that would have been me

I'd have left a big enough pile of shit that would have slowed the bear down enough for me to make my eScape.

I can't run anymore, too old

[Marrah_G]

14. That was just crazy

He is soooo lucky. I bet he needed to change his britches after that one.

[Aerows]

20. His britches

his underwear, and probably his shoes and socks! How often do you look up and there's a damn bear touring the neighborhood.

[mainer]

22. Sweet guy. He was glad no one got hurt -- including the bear

Nice that he was thinking of the bear's well-being too.