Saggy pants? Not this guy.. The pants will rise again.. (graphic)

[Fumesucker]

[DJ13]

1. I doubt he's had a rise of any kind in his pants for years

[RKP5637]

4. Viagra to the rescue, for those days when the pants just won't rise! LOL n/t

[Fumesucker]

5. Happiness is a warm gun..

Yes it is..

[Auggie]

11. Duzy

[RKP5637]

2. Damn, I'm glad his pants are rising and not falling! LOL! n/t

[Lint Head]

3. A Rebel Sag!

[pinboy3niner]

6. And his mother let him go out in public like that

That is both sad...and funny!

[RKP5637]

14. She must've left the basement door unlocked! LOL!

[Sanity Claws]

7. Does he have diapers underneath?

The seat looks awfully funny. Makes me think it's full of poop.

[Fumesucker]

8. Depends..

[Hoyt]

10. Uuuuuuuuuh. LOL

[Warren DeMontague]

9. Boss Hogg and The General Lee had a baby

Apparently.

[freshwest]

12. Weirdest set of pajamas ever.

[Electric Monk]

20. Imagine it as a onesie with a flap

[DeSwiss]

13. Oh looky, new maitre' d uniforms at Cracker Barrel!!!

- I wonder if he knows that every time he sits his fat ass down on them Stars & Bars, Nathan Bedford Forrest gets porked by the devil.....

K&R

[Fumesucker]

15. Where do you want your internets delivered?

Because you just won them...

and wiping away tears..

[DeSwiss]

17. I'm so honored!

- I want to share the internets with all my DU friends!!!

[ZombieHorde]

16. I laughed.

If you put that guy in a movie, no one would believe the "character" was realistic.

[Marie Marie]

18. Yikes. Someone needs to alert Joan Rivers and The Fashion Police on his racist ass.

Do you think he votes Republican??

[Webster Green]

19. Bold fashion statement.

Wow!