Tea Party Tea Flavors

[Vogon_Glory]

I had an inspiration this morning while thinking about the insipid slogans that people in the National Democratic Party came up with to make fun of the Tea Party. "No Tea for me: I prefer progress."

Really? Is that the best we can do?

I thought it might be fun to make up fake advertising cards advertising imaginary Tea Party tea flavors. Just as real-life brands like Celestial Seasonings, Tazo, and Bigelow have different flavors, we could make up imaginary flavors for the Tea Party, then incorporate them into flyers or cards during the next elections.

Here are a couple of my modest suggestions:

*Blasted Hopes*

*Foreclosure*

*Poisoned Waters*

*Hungry Christmas*

*Financial Ruin*

Maybe other DU'ers could come up with other "flavors."

[SixthSense]

1. I already assigned an official drink to them

That's the "big frothy cup of STFU"

[musette_sf]

2. Santorum

[muntrv]

3. "Spoiled Rotten."