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Fri Aug 29, 2014, 07:21 AM

The Rude Pundit - In Brief: How Much Koch Can a Koch Sucker Suck?

This June, GOP Rep. Tom Cotton of Arkansas skipped the annual Pink Tomato Festival, which is not some rural ass-fucking event (although, let's face it, to an extent, every festival in Arkansas is a rural ass-fucking event). Yeah, Cotton, running for Senate, didn't attend "the unofficial kickoff of the Arkansas general election season" in Bradley County because he was at a super-secret retreat in Laguna Beach, California, being Chinese fingercuffs for Davy and Chucky Koch, the oil billionaires who regularly tag team fuck Republicans running for office because, fuck you, they can and you can't.

Cotton and Iowa state Senator Joni Ernst and Cory Gardner of Colorado all took turns heading up to the dais to talk about how much they wanted, nay, needed the Koch cocks filling every orifice, praising the Kochs endlessly for all their ejaculations of delicious, salty money and how they can't wait to gobble up more.

Of course, the most experienced whore pranced to the microphone and took it to the next level. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, in audio revealed this week of the June event, said, more or less, "Yes, you can fuck my ass, fuck my mouth, get handies from my left and my right. Anyone can offer you that. But I'll pluck out my left eyeball to give you one more place to violate."

What any of them actually said is beside the point. Goddamn, the Rude Pundit is weary of reading about politicians from both parties lined up to dance for the pleasure of whatever insanely rich sultan of industry is tossing gold coins at their feet. Our bullshit election process is so blatantly corrupt at this point that, frankly, it'd be refreshing for a candidate to just walk up to one Koch or the other, drop his pants, bend over, and say, "I charge by the minute."

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2014/08/in-brief-how-much-koch-can-koch-sucker.html

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Reply The Rude Pundit - In Brief: How Much Koch Can a Koch Sucker Suck? (Original post)
meegbear Aug 29 OP
aquart Aug 29 #1
freedom fighter jh Aug 29 #6
Laelth Aug 29 #2
BrotherIvan Aug 29 #17
Enthusiast Aug 29 #3
rhett o rick Aug 29 #19
Enthusiast Aug 30 #24
rhett o rick Aug 30 #25
Enthusiast Aug 31 #26
99Forever Aug 29 #4
riqster Aug 29 #5
mnhtnbb Aug 29 #7
rurallib Aug 29 #8
father founding Aug 29 #22
valerief Aug 29 #9
malaise Aug 29 #10
freebrew Aug 29 #11
Jack Rabbit Aug 29 #12
raouldukelives Aug 29 #13
librechik Aug 29 #14
tea and oranges Aug 29 #15
BlancheSplanchnik Aug 29 #16
hifiguy Aug 29 #18
daleanime Aug 29 #20
TNNurse Aug 29 #21
navarth Aug 29 #23

Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 07:37 AM

1. In experiments, rats would suck cocaine till they died.

Different rats, different Kochs, same insane greed.

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Response to aquart (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 08:37 AM

6. Very well said nt

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 07:39 AM

2. k&r for the thread title alone.

The content of this righteous and rude rant is also superb.

-Laelth

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Response to Laelth (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 02:29 PM

17. +1

Got a rec before I even clicked.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 08:15 AM

3. Kicked and recommended!

I have no problem with the language.

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Response to Enthusiast (Reply #3)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 08:00 PM

19. Well I am not surprised

I also didnt have a problem with the language.

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Response to rhett o rick (Reply #19)

Sat Aug 30, 2014, 11:44 AM

24. We embrace the bad language.

Which is perfectly justified.

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Response to Enthusiast (Reply #24)

Sat Aug 30, 2014, 12:06 PM

25. I would love to have a discussion among progressive re. "language".

The problem here is the self-righteous bullies would ruin the discussion. If one were to say the w-word, k-word, or z-word, in any context, the self-righteous bullies would swoop down and scream for locking, hiding, PPR'ing, etc. That's what they live for.
We need a Progressive Group.

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Response to rhett o rick (Reply #25)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 12:34 AM

26. +1 an entire shit load.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 08:21 AM

4. Yup.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 08:34 AM

5. "If a Koch sucker would suck Koch."

I love RP, but dammit man, finish the tongue-twister!

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 08:38 AM

7. The Rude One continues to nail it.

Our election process IS so blatantly corrupt.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 09:16 AM

8. This is actually a good visualization of how the system

is working now.
He did forget to mention how Roberts and his buddies turned repukes into Koch suckers.

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Response to rurallib (Reply #8)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 10:07 PM

22. Supreme Terrorists

The Roberts court probably killed more Americans than all the terrorists ever will.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 09:46 AM

9. I don't think this point can be made *any* clearer. Our whorereps

will fuck anything with a big enough wallet. Oh, yes, and at the expense of EVERYONE ELSE.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 09:55 AM

10. Written as only Rudie would write it

A thing of beauty!!

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 09:58 AM

11. Is that a question?

"How Much Koch Can a Koch Sucker Suck?"

All of it.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 10:10 AM

12. K/R

It's time for push back against corporate thugs.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 10:16 AM

13. Kick. Most important voice we have left anymore is with our time & money.

As long as people keep supporting thieves, we will continue to experience thefts.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 10:19 AM

14. precious scalding true words

nauseatingly true

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 10:25 AM

15. Fuck Yeah! Kick

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 10:36 AM

16. oh RudePundit, you are the BEST!

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 02:32 PM

18. Dammit!

I just about bit through my tongue reading that first paragraph so as not to break out into roaring laughter in the library.

The Rude One is not to be topped.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 10:03 PM

20. K&fuckingR....

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 10:05 PM

21. Foul disgusting langauge

Appropriately used to describe foul disgusting politics.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2014, 11:47 PM

23. Rude continues to satisfy.

Fuckin' funny.

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