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TalkingDog

(9,001 posts)
Sun Apr 8, 2012, 06:02 PM Apr 2012

Re: The War on Women. ChristWire.Org offers some suggestions for those "naughty words" we're using.

http://christwire.org/2011/11/51-christian-friendly-words-for-vagina/

We have noticed a lot of vulgar usage of the word “vagina” on our site and social websites and would ask if you could please use one of the following Christian friendly words below instead.

(ed. random selection below)

Stripped Monkey

Front Business

Man’s Gift

Wizard Sleeve
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Re: The War on Women. ChristWire.Org offers some suggestions for those "naughty words" we're using. (Original Post) TalkingDog Apr 2012 OP
blinkblink alphafemale Apr 2012 #1
This is The Onion, right? nt joeybee12 Apr 2012 #2
It's satire. n/t tammywammy Apr 2012 #4
Wizard sleeve. MrSlayer Apr 2012 #3
Are you sure christwire is not a front for The Onion Tanelorn Apr 2012 #5
It is a satire site. Sadly, things today are so f*cked up we can barely discern the difference. TalkingDog Apr 2012 #6
"Wizard Sleeve" would make a great name for a progressive metal band. Initech Apr 2012 #7
IBTL libodem Apr 2012 #8
Satire. If a real right wing Christian group set out to rename genitalia, you'd get things like: MineralMan Apr 2012 #9
My own gullibility got to me again. Will I never learn. Try this site... Tanelorn Apr 2012 #10
Well, at least we both learned something today. Thanks! TalkingDog Apr 2012 #11

Tanelorn

(359 posts)
5. Are you sure christwire is not a front for The Onion
Sun Apr 8, 2012, 06:31 PM
Apr 2012

Have a look at all the references to the devil in this list.
Actually it is upsetting that an adult conversation cannot take place about a human activity.
That Christians cannot discuss genuine concerns,questions and problems about sexuality.
Are they recommending that parents talk to their children in this condescending way.

MineralMan

(146,116 posts)
9. Satire. If a real right wing Christian group set out to rename genitalia, you'd get things like:
Sun Apr 8, 2012, 08:17 PM
Apr 2012

For Vagina:

Satan's Pit
Devil's Snare
Eve's Curse
Sheath of Damnation

For Penis

Satan's Rod
Devil's Scepter
Adam's Betrayer
Tool of Damnation

For Uterus

Sincubator
Satan's Playground
The Devil's Cauldron

For Breasts

Globes of Evil
Eve's Apples
Devil's Dugs

I could go on, but I won't. No sex threads on DU.

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