Thu Jul 17, 2014, 01:21 PM
Mira (20,017 posts)
Christie: I Would Bring Traffic Over the Border to a Standstill - (yes he could, says Borowitz)
IOWA CITY (The Borowitz Report)— Testing the political waters in Iowa today, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said that if he is elected President, he would bring the flow of illegal immigrants over the U.S.-Mexico border to a virtual standstill.
“There are ways of keeping people from getting to where they want to go,” Christie said, claiming that he was the only Republican hopeful with the hands-on experience necessary to fix the border crisis.
The New Jersey governor was vague about how he would halt traffic over the border, but exuded confidence that he was the right man for the job.
“I’d make a few phone calls,” he said. “It would get done.”
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