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Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:07 PM

Give a shit, don't vote for Mitt!

The man is a bigger piece of burnt toast than Bush and Dan Quayle-lude...

"I have made good judgments in the Past. I have made good judgments in the Future." ?
choices:
A. George W Bush
B. Dan Quayle
C. Mitt Romney
D. Jesco White
The correct answer would be Dan Quayle.

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
choices:
A. George W Bush
B. Dan Quayle
C. Mitt Romney
D. Jesco White
The correct answer would be George W Bush.

"I'm tired of eatin' sloppy, slimy eggs!"
choices:
A. George W Bush
B. Dan Quayle
C. Mitt Romney
D. Jesco White
The correct answer would be Jesco White.

"I'm not a big-game hunter. I've made that very clear. I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will."
choices:
A. George W Bush
B. Dan Quayle
C. Mitt Romney
D. Jesco White
The correct answer would be Mitt Romney.

I rest my case!





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Reply Give a shit, don't vote for Mitt! (Original post)
Hubert Flottz Apr 2012 OP
Initech Apr 2012 #1
Hubert Flottz Apr 2012 #2
thelordofhell Apr 2012 #3
Hubert Flottz Apr 2012 #6
paparush Apr 2012 #4
Hubert Flottz Apr 2012 #5
the antichristie Apr 2012 #7
Hubert Flottz Apr 2012 #8

Response to Hubert Flottz (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:53 PM

1. Who says the word "varmints" other than Elmer Fudd?



He is..... Mitt Romney! The least interesting man in the world. Stay boring my friends.

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Response to Hubert Flottz (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 01:24 PM

2. "2 + 2 = 4!"

choices:
A. George W Bush
B. Dan Quayle
C. Mitt Romney
D. Jesco White
E. None of the above
The correct answer would be, None of the above

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Response to Hubert Flottz (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 01:24 PM

3. A vote for Mitt is a vote for Shitt

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Response to thelordofhell (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 01:35 PM

6. And it's poor quality poo too!

A vote for any of those fools(besides Jesco)I covered in the pop quiz above, would be a one way ticket up shit creek.

Edit to add: Don't vote for Mitt, if you give a shit!

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Response to Hubert Flottz (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 01:25 PM

4. I LOVE the inclusion of Jesco White on the list of choices.

He fits right in.

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Response to paparush (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 01:32 PM

5. I think I'd trust Jesco with the "nukulur" football more than those other three.

Because, we need a pResident who can be Elvis, the Devil and The Dancing Outlaw all at the same time!

Cheers!

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Response to Hubert Flottz (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 02:35 PM

7. I like it!

 

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Response to the antichristie (Reply #7)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 02:46 PM

8. Keep a good eye on old Mr. Christie!

There's another bad apple if there ever was one. Good luck!

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