DAILY MORON SIGHTING: Minnesota Republican explains where AIDS comes from

[doxydad]

When questioned about his position on social issues, [Minnesota House candidate Bob Frey (R)] added that it “does certainly need to be addressed for what it is. It’s not about the gay agenda but about the science and the financial impact of that agenda. It’s more about sodomy than about pigeonholing a lifestyle.”

Frey then explained his view: “When you have egg and sperm that meet in conception, there’s an enzyme in the front that burns through the egg. The enzyme burns through so the DNA can enter the egg. If the sperm is deposited anally, it's the enzyme that causes the immune system to fail. That’s why the term is AIDS – acquired immunodeficiency syndrome.”

Here's the thing.... Someone, somewhere, had to come up with this theory. They had to think about it, possibly while high on all of the nation's available drugs, and tell themselves that yeah, that must be how AIDS works. It must be because wayward sperms that don't find eggs cause you to die. The common cold is caused by tiny invisible rhinoceroses, why the hell not, and when you sneeze that's just your lungs trying to escape in order to fly back to their home planet, Neptune.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/07/11/1313317/-Minnesota-Republican-explains-where-AIDS-comes-from#

[shenmue]

1. I want to shove a science book

deep inside his brain.

[Fred Sanders]

3. They have all the science they need in the bible.

[whopis01]

6. I am pretty sure they would annihilate each other in a cataclysmic explosion.

That is assuming that knowledge and anti-knowledge work like matter and anti-matter.

[MineralMan]

2. I'm so embarrassed for Minnesota that we have such a moron

here, and in power, at that. Uff da!

[lpbk2713]

4. I saw moron and Minnesota Republican ...

and I just knew this had to be about another moron.
Funny how the mind works.

[Turbineguy]

5. When you're a republican,

say something stupid every day. It will let your base know you still care about them.

[hatrack]

8. "Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?"

nt

[dflprincess]

9. And here he is explaining that dinosaurs "have always lived among men"

Oh, and apparently his son used same explanation about AIDS when testifying before a House committee when the same sex marriage bill was being debated. Apparently the stupid is genetic.

[doxydad]

11. Seroiusly?

[AllyCat]

10. What happens when the sperm lands on a hand?

[hobbit709]

12. Hair will grow on your palms.

[AllyCat]

13. Oh wait, I know. That's why teens get acne. The lesions are actually acid burns