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Fri Mar 30, 2012, 06:46 PM

Jesus to Address Joint Session of Congress

Jesus Christ, the renowned Jewish philosopher and religious scholar viewed by many as their Lord and Savior, will address a nationally televised joint session of the United States Congress this coming Tuesday, April 3, at 8 PM Eastern time.

According to officials, neither the purpose nor subject of Jesus’s historic address will be known in advance. When asked if this most unprecedented appearance is in any way related to a possible pending apocalypse, a representative of the enigmatic church leader cryptically responded, “Does He look Mayan to you?”

The announcement was made following a reportedly heated closed-door session of the Republican Congressional Caucus which was necessitated by a division within its ranks over whether or not to adopt the concurrent resolution necessary to convene a joint session...

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Fri Mar 30, 2012, 07:02 PM

1. A good read.

 

"The Bronze Clod..."

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Fri Mar 30, 2012, 11:12 PM

3. Many thanks -- for your comment, but more so for the links... nt

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Fri Mar 30, 2012, 07:30 PM

2. "The Bronze Clod." Bwahahaha...great read, thanks for posting..n/t

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