Conservative teen magazine as awesome as you would think:

[FarLeftFist]

These people are off the deep end psychotic.

And for the 9 best headlines from that magazine see here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/the-9-best-headlines-from-conservative-teen-maga

[FSogol]

1. They should boycott Fox.

[XanaDUer]

2. Whats the name of that mag? Nt

[Hugabear]

3. Elephant Beat. -nt

Nt

[XanaDUer]

4. BWA HAhA !!!!!

That's real? Naw but i would not be surprised if they started a RW Teen Mag

[Gidney N Cloyd]

7. Pat Boone is kicking himself right now.

[xfundy]

5. Dunno, but I can guess the name.

"Loser who will never get a real date" mag. It's GROOOVY.

It's also BOSS and THE CAT'S PAJAMAS. And HIP, (unborn) BABY.

[FarLeftFist]

6. "The Conservative Teen". How original and thought provoking. See HERE:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/the-9-best-headlines-from-conservative-teen-maga

[TlalocW]

8. Oh, lord...

I bet that the articles use disturbingly stilted slang from 10 to 15 years ago(1), probably incorrectly(2), and referential comparisons to things/events generations(3) ago to try and reach teens.

"Waaaaaaaassup, my conservative pizzle?(1) Let's talk about Obamacare and how 'wack'(1) it is with him getting all up in our rotisseries(2) about our healthcare choices. Imagine if you - represented by Hop Sing - needed specialized medical care, and he had to go before government death panels - represented by Little Joe - to justify the treatment(3)..."

TlalocW

[MrScorpio]

9. We have a winner right here

I'm sure that the apartheid government of South Africa was ambivalent about having the fervent support of the "First Black President".

[krispos42]

10. I just vomited on my cat.

She's very upset now.

Michael Reagan is such a fucking asshole. "Let's compare Reagan to Obama!"

And then you compare black unemployment rates from the second Obama was sworn in his 3rd year in office, and then compares it to Reagan's numbers from his 3rd year through his 8th year.




God, I wish the economic collapse had occurred a year earlier so that it would be harder to shove the Bush recession down the memory hole.

[Lucy Goosey]

13. Michael Reagan has more daddy issues than Dubya and Mitt combined.

What's up with that? Ron Reagan jr is so normal and thoughtful in comparison.

[HughBeaumont]

14. Mike Reagan wasn't exactly too loved by Nancy or Ronnie.

Ronnie didn't even remember who he was at his own high school graduation.

From his Wiki: "In 2010 Reagan began selling email addresses with the suffix @Reagan.com for an annual price of $39.95 per year. Reagan claims that the service is meant to combat competitors such as Apple, Hotmail, AOL and Gmail which invest money into liberal causes."

Weaselish shit.

[Jamaal510]

17. Since Reagan was our first Black president,

I guess this means I'm White instead of Black.

[tabasco]

11. How much Koch money going into this propaganda?

I wonder.

[BeHereNow]

12. All of the people in their ads are very, well, white-

Blonde, blue eyed, "GOOD" American kids...
It's like an attempt to start something akin to Hitler Youth Movement
by the lunatic fringe of the CL.


BHN

[NYC Liberal]

15. Are we sure this isn't some sort of Colbert/Onion-esque parody?

Because it sure seems like it.

Then again, conservatives never fail to top themselves in the idiocy department.

[lonestarnot]

16. Lookie. He's carved a shank out of his mike. Guess he doesn't know about the peoples' mike. Maybe

he's a 1%. At least they are stealing from each other now too.