The Romney DefeCrate Will Let Your Dog Ride in Comfort on the Car Roof

[SoCalDem]

http://seamus2012.com/?p=205




Seamus2012.com just received a press release for the new Romney DefeCrate. We were so impressed by the design and features of the portable dog carrier for the car roof that we felt obliged to share some of the product details and press release photo with you, the reader.

The Romney DefeCrate is made specifically for dogs who aren’t allowed to ride inside the car with family members. The DefeCrate makes travel on the car roof fun and enjoyable for your pet. The durable plastic Defecrate is lightweight, rugged and long-lasting. Flow-through ventilation portholes on three sides provide excellent comfort for your dog– even at vehicle speeds over 60 miles per hour. WIre-mesh front panel and easy-to-use spring-type door lock provides added security in case your dog is so terrified by the howling rush of the wind that it tries to escape. Failing egress, if your dog decides to empty its bowels instead, the hunter-green plastic bottom will keep the liquid mess from dripping down onto the car windows.

The plastic Romney DefeCrate is a breeze to clean– with or without your dog inside. And what dog doesn’t like to play in the water, especially popular breeds like Irish Setters, labs, retrievers, and yes, poodles, which are believed to be the ancestors of most modern water dogs. Just stick one end of the hose into the spacious airflow vents and let the water spray.

The Romney DefeCrate comes in four sizes– small, medium, large, and extra-large. The extra-large can handle dogs up to the size of an adult Newfoundland. The DefeCrate also comes in an airtight model for excitable, hard-to-control dogs, but recommended use is only for one hour before the air runs out. Plastic food and water dishes are optional.


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[MADem]

1. That website is hilarious! The banner is a scream!

[niyad]

2. this is tooooo damned funny--and so damned sad at the same time

[BlancheSplanchnik]

6. that's exactly what I was thinking......

the thought of doing that to an innocent animal, who you are supposed to LOVE and care for......





gotta go hug my Shrimpy now.....

[xtraxritical]

3. Really flogging a dead horse.

[bluedigger]

5. Of all the analogies to pick...

[karynnj]

7. Better than a dead dog - or a seriously abused one

I don't think this is over - I think this is something that will define Romney to people who have no interest in politics - like many of the swing voters. It really shows a lot about Romney.

[rustydog]

8. No effing way. Willard is an animal abuser and voters need to know

as often as possible what a slime-ball he is.

[Motown_Johnny]

9. ROFL!

Just wait till summer.

He did this on summer vacation. I suspect that is when this story is really going to take off.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. k&r hahaha

[trusty elf]

10. "DefeCrate", that's funny!

I kinda wish they would name it the "Mutt Romney DefeCrate".

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