539 Etch-A-Sketches for sale on eBay

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=etch+sketch&_sacat=See-All-Categories

Many are novelty models like a Mickey Mouse one and a Homer Simpson one.

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