Thu Mar 22, 2012, 01:01 PM
joeybee12 (44,801 posts)
Poll Shows Best Part Of Primary Season Has Been Really Getting To Know, Spend Time With 4 Great Guys
WASHINGTON—According to a Gallup poll released Thursday, a majority of Americans believe the best and most satisfying aspect of the entire 2012 presidential primary experience has been the opportunity to spend extended time in the company of four just really terrific guys.
Calling Republican candidates Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul "truly great individuals right down the line," and a group they had long wanted to get to know better, citizens across the country expressed deep gratitude for the chance not only to be around the four men, but to really learn more about who they are as people.
"The thing I'll miss most about the primaries, once they've sadly drawn to a close, won't be the process of figuring out who should be our next president, but getting to see my four new friends every day and have them in my life," said poll respondent Marie Sedran, echoing the sentiments of millions nationwide. "I mean, how many opportunities do you get in life to spend quality time with even one smart, charming, likable, sensitive, and downright lovely human being, let alone four at once!"
"Honestly, all through this entire primary season I've been pinching myself," Sedran added. "What did we do to deserve these four fantastic gentlemen?"
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Poll Shows Best Part Of Primary Season Has Been Really Getting To Know, Spend Time With 4 Great Guys (Original post)
|Surya Gayatri||Mar 2012||#1|
Response to joeybee12 (Original post)
Thu Mar 22, 2012, 01:06 PM
Surya Gayatri (4,609 posts)
1. You almost had me there...! Bwaahaaa!
But after about 3 lines I scrolled down 'cause I just knew it had to be the brilliant Onion.
Thanks for posting!
“Lighthouses don’t go running all over an island looking for boats to save; they just stand there shining.” ― Anne Lamott
Response to Surya Gayatri (Reply #1)
Thu Mar 22, 2012, 01:26 PM
rationalcalgarian (198 posts)
2. Same here!
It's getting so hard to tell the difference between the Onion's satire and actual right-wing babbling!
"Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us."