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Thu Mar 22, 2012, 12:59 PM

I posted a question on Alan DICK'S FB page..tell me what you think, if you please:

Dearest Uncle Dickie, I had to have an emergency hysterectomy last year due to stage 4 cervical cancer and as a result, my husband and I didn't get the chance to try one last time for a child. Here's my question: can my hubby submit a waiver for me to Uncle Dickie's Coochie Compliance Board due to my not asking his permission first? If not, I'm not sure what I can do because I'm pretty sure I can't have it reinstalled or can I? Maybe you know something noone else in medicine, science or womanhood knows. I really don't want to be picked up by the Coochie Compliance Officers if there's an option that grants me clemency for gonadal vandalism. I'll wait for you to answer as clearly I don't have the ability to make decisions about my own body without your help. I wish I had paid closer attention in class the day they taught us that men know best about women's bodies.

Love and Kisses!

Signed,

Mama Didnt Raise No Dummies

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Reply I posted a question on Alan DICK'S FB page..tell me what you think, if you please: (Original post)
Ecumenist Mar 2012 OP
Sheepshank Mar 2012 #1
Turbineguy Mar 2012 #2
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Response to Ecumenist (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2012, 01:07 PM

1. "Uncle Dickie's Coochie Compliance Board" and "Coochie Compliance Officers"

HA!!!!!

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Response to Ecumenist (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2012, 01:47 PM

2. DUzy!

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Response to Ecumenist (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2012, 02:00 PM

3. I think CCBs

and CCOs should be in general use. Every war has it's own language.

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Response to Ecumenist (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2012, 02:06 PM

4. I liked one I saw

"My friend says she has a foreign object in her uterus. She thinks it is legislation. What can she do about it?"

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